I know I'm a humanist but..

[scaredyboots]

Dear Eris, sweetie baby darlin' doll;
couldja do me a favour, you tricksy genius? I'd kind of like to get the job I interviewed for today. Please let them see how freaking wonderful I am, and in return I'll have a chaotic night out dedicated just to you. Or a day! or a morning, you choose!

Also please protect Mr. Obama and not let him get killed.

Love Scary.