Where'sAmy?Con
Sarah: "But you have a fish in your mudslide!"
Natalie: "Not so much, now it's dried up on shore."
"I felt really sorry for him but I'm glad I've moved out!" -Laurie, re: her dad
"She didn't get my purse. She still gets a tip." -Laurie
"It doesn't look especially appetizing after I know Laurie has sucked on it." -Sarah
"Because the potheads need the DARE ball. That they stole from a grade school." -Laurie
"So they could have afforded a really good stripper." -Sarah
"We could order from Crabs and Things." -Liz
"Come for the food, stay for the antibiotics." -Liz
Liz: "The peeps are better when they're hard."
Sarah: "They're better when they're squishy."
"If you stop drinking now, that might help in the sobering up department." -Rona on the phone with Amy
"You need to be here when you're this drunk." -Rona, again to Amy
Sarah: "I have a really comfortable backseat."
Rona: "Ew!"
"He can lift heavy stuff, too." -Greg, re: Gary
"If that's a twist off, I'm gonna laugh my ass off." -Laurie, re: the beer bottle opening saga
"Where *is* Amy?" -Sarah
"I have bigger balls." -Laurie
"You saw drunks and dogs and billy goats. And you're not hallucinating." -Rona on the phone with Amy again
"Did she just say she was getting a glass of milf?" -Laurie
"Did you just say mystic udder?" -Laurie
"The door is shiny from peep." -Natalie
"Greg's naked in the pool!" -Gary, looking out the window
Rona: "There was a clearance on Muppet parts."
Natalie: "I don't want to know which parts."
Rona: "The furry ones!"
"It's Muppet that's been put through a pasta maker." -Sarah
"It's all about the tactile sensations." -Sarah
"I'm not going to bend over for him, because that goes a whole other place that doesn't make anyone happy." -Rona
Laurie: "We're having a war and no one told me?"
Sarah: "Sorry, it broke out while you were peeing."
"I can put my arm down my pants." -Laurie
"How many hands can we put down Laurie's pants?" -Gary
Greg: "We're going to get lost, aren't we?"
Everyone in the room: "< nods >"
Gary: "So I've been replaced, Rona?"
Rona: "Yes. By a little pinching tool."
"Teacher Sarah says shut the fuck up!" -Laurie
Amy: "Ah, that feels better."
Natalie: "Your finger wasn't good enough?"
Amy: "Not in this case, no."
Rona: "I have a vibrating toothbrush-"
Amy: "Yeah, toothbrush. Sure, Rona."
"Amy, it's too big for my hole." -Rona
"The glitter on the urinal in the men's bathroom kind of disturbed me." -Gary
"Woah, it's really cold right in front of the blower!" -Rona, holding her chest
"You are where glitter comes from." -Natalie
"Like my ass needs a plate of fudge." -Laurie
"It's like you're right here, but without the cleavage!" -Rona to Corde
Rona: "We're in the liquor zone. You lick her. No, you lick her."
Greg: "Let's both lick her!"
"Amy! No napping! I'll have to come over there and jump on you." -Rona
"That makes me want to run down squirrels." -Laurie
"See, if you were a real boy..." -Rona
Rona: "It's going to be a long time before I'm comfortable with oxygen in my house."
Natalie: "How do you plan to keep it out?"
Rona: "How old were you when you started dating?"
Greg: "I don't know, 4?"
"It was a whole redneck thing." -Rona
Rona: "Relax!"
Amy: "No!"
Rona: "Relax!"
Amy: "No!"
Greg: "How did I get 20 years older than you?"
Rona: "Because you suck!"
"We were on the elevator with a lady who was wearing clothes." -Rona
"Ew, she's doing it dry!" -Laurie
"It's like someone spooged on the door." -Laurie
"Kilt! Kilt! It's Liam Neeson in a kilt and you changed it!" -Laurie
"You made me fuzzy." -Laurie
"And then we show up with 7 people in 8 cars." -Gary
"Because cows neither swim nor crawl." -Sarah
"How dare she have other tables." -Sarah, re: the waitress