Listen up, pointy hat.

[jadethaum]

Look. Everyone before you was nice, and perfectly reasonable. I bow as often as is possible when I'm running the feast at an event. Which is whenever I see you come in and I'm not busy.

But so help me if you lecture me in my own kitchen about not bowing ever again I will hang you from a meat hook.

You'd think I wasn't holding a foot long knife.

Comments

[anthraxia]

The Crown Rules the Kingdom - but in the Kitchen, the Cook Rules, even over the Crown.

Because, basically, burning food doesn't give a damn.

[jadethaum]

Seriously, who hassles the feastocrat? It's like asking for a rolling pin between the eyes.

[brickhousewench]

Anyone who demands that other people bow to them can bite me.

Seriously, respect is earned. NOT demanded. Lecturing someone for not showing respect is not cool and is exactly who you don't deserve respect.

*sputters with rage*

[sorchekyrkby]

Ohhhhhhh, that one's a slow learner.

[dagonell]

Interesting. In our kingdom, the pointy-hats are only allowed in the kitchen to do dishes. :)

[anthraxia]

Pointy hats who try to sneak in to wash dishes get kicked out of my kitchen. Send in your guards or take off the pointy hat.

Pointy Hats who walk in with their retinue bearing chairs, who tell the kitchen crew to a)sit and b)tell the retinue what to do to clean up after the feast win a whole Girl Guide Troop of Seriously Big Brownie Points.

[usqueba]

Um.. really?! :/ I'm w/ Anthraxia and Brickhousewench.

You're on a schedule (a tight one, depending on the food).

"Tell ya what... You don't lecture me about bowing and I will make sure your food isn't burnt".