Listen up, pointy hat.

[jadethaum]

Look. Everyone before you was nice, and perfectly reasonable. I bow as often as is possible when I'm running the feast at an event. Which is whenever I see you come in and I'm not busy.

But so help me if you lecture me in my own kitchen about not bowing ever again I will hang you from a meat hook.

You'd think I wasn't holding a foot long knife.