[A teenage-something girl wanders the halls, apparently looking for something. Is she a student? None that you'd recognize, but how the heck did she get clearance into the halls like this if she isn't? (Answer: She didn't. She just barged in.)

She's got an angry but determined look on her face. Approach? Run away? ...Recognize, perhaps?]

Sooooo about this school...?

Sign me up man, I already caught eye of some tail I'd love to go ca- Iii mean... I'd LOVE to go and uh... go get me a great  edjuhmacation, I am quite serious about that!

[Subtle cough]

Yep.

[Fucking hell fox, go away.]

[There is a rather tall, robust, and very pink-colored woman walking towards the main gates of the school.]

Oh, this is so exciting...!

[Could she get any happier? Probably. DARE YOU APPROACH THE NEW LADY as she makes her way to the medical room?]