join me soon for an Abraham Lincoln Assasination Celebration!
Ugh I'm in a bad and pissy mood. Real update later.
# I was originally going to wear robes, but I went with my "I <3 Barabas" tshirt instead. about 4 hours ago via Twitterrific
# If you were late, you'd miss the scourging. As well as these super cute crown of thorns favors! about 4 hours ago via Twitterrific
# My Good Friday celebration was awesome. It was Bring Your Own Crucifix with an adorable Christ piñata. about 4 hours ago via Twitterrific
# Dumbest thing I heard repeatedly this past weekend: "Happy Good Friday!" about 4 hours ago via Twitterrific
# http://twitpic.com/1ci6bi - old profile pic. The new one isn't as nice, but at least it's recent. 4:37 PM Apr 1st via TwitPic
# "Life hates me. It's like the world is squatting to take a giant crap on me. And expects me to be turned on by it." 7:53 PM Mar 26th via Twitterrific
# ... Instead of birds & trees they can be about secret shame over incestual glee or the misplaced pride from owning an expensive sports sedan 9:00 PM Mar 25th via Twitterrific
# Is it easier or harder for Germans to write haikus? They can maybe fit 1-2 words on a line? But the words are so hilariously meaningful... 9:00 PM Mar 25th via Twitterrific
# "Excuse me [for burping]. Huh I thought it would taste like beer and garlic." "Was it more like steak?" "More like remorse." 7:24 PM Mar 23rd via Twitterrific
# "What are feeding me? It tastes like fried ass." "My mom made it!" "Well maybe she's trying to punish you, but wth did I ever do to her?" 5:33 PM Mar 23rd via Twitterrific
# ... "It's not our fault that puppies keep running onto the freeway." 5:11 PM Mar 22nd via Twitterrific
# "Maybe we shouldn't make fun of teen stars. Is it mean? Like running over puppies?"... 5:10 PM Mar 22nd via Twitterrific
# A secret harbored hope that one day he would know her truly and yet still long to softly croon Nat King Cole songs in her ear. 6:57 PM Mar 21st via Twitterrific
# A circle of women in flipflops & denim whose cackle over lingerie was as genuine as the flavors of their lip gloss stains on plastic cups 3:36 PM Mar 20th via Twitterrific
# "Omg this tastes like piss." "Reason #1 as to why liquor companies prob avoid using any combos of 'golden' and 'shower' in their labeling." 11:28 PM Mar 19th via Twitterrific
# "I'm what every group of drunk Americans need: someone with no shame or impulse control to really get the mob mentality started." 7:52 PM Mar 19th via Twitterrific
# I was originally going to wear robes, but I went with my "I <3 Barabas" tshirt instead. about 4 hours ago via Twitterrific
# If you were late, you'd miss the scourging. As well as these super cute crown of thorns favors! about 4 hours ago via Twitterrific
# My Good Friday celebration was awesome. It was Bring Your Own Crucifix with an adorable Christ piñata. about 4 hours ago via Twitterrific
# Dumbest thing I heard repeatedly this past weekend: "Happy Good Friday!" about 4 hours ago via Twitterrific
# http://twitpic.com/1ci6bi - old profile pic. The new one isn't as nice, but at least it's recent. 4:37 PM Apr 1st via TwitPic
# "Life hates me. It's like the world is squatting to take a giant crap on me. And expects me to be turned on by it." 7:53 PM Mar 26th via Twitterrific
# ... Instead of birds & trees they can be about secret shame over incestual glee or the misplaced pride from owning an expensive sports sedan 9:00 PM Mar 25th via Twitterrific
# Is it easier or harder for Germans to write haikus? They can maybe fit 1-2 words on a line? But the words are so hilariously meaningful... 9:00 PM Mar 25th via Twitterrific
# "Excuse me [for burping]. Huh I thought it would taste like beer and garlic." "Was it more like steak?" "More like remorse." 7:24 PM Mar 23rd via Twitterrific
# "What are feeding me? It tastes like fried ass." "My mom made it!" "Well maybe she's trying to punish you, but wth did I ever do to her?" 5:33 PM Mar 23rd via Twitterrific
# ... "It's not our fault that puppies keep running onto the freeway." 5:11 PM Mar 22nd via Twitterrific
# "Maybe we shouldn't make fun of teen stars. Is it mean? Like running over puppies?"... 5:10 PM Mar 22nd via Twitterrific
# A secret harbored hope that one day he would know her truly and yet still long to softly croon Nat King Cole songs in her ear. 6:57 PM Mar 21st via Twitterrific
# A circle of women in flipflops & denim whose cackle over lingerie was as genuine as the flavors of their lip gloss stains on plastic cups 3:36 PM Mar 20th via Twitterrific
# "Omg this tastes like piss." "Reason #1 as to why liquor companies prob avoid using any combos of 'golden' and 'shower' in their labeling." 11:28 PM Mar 19th via Twitterrific
# "I'm what every group of drunk Americans need: someone with no shame or impulse control to really get the mob mentality started." 7:52 PM Mar 19th via Twitterrific