I like the way you think, son.
(In car on the way to school this morning)
Ethan: Mom? Bemember zat guy who's talking sound you really hate?
Me: Wha? Huh? (I'm really not a morning person.)
Ethan: You know, zat guy who been on tv and he was really loud and YOU HATED HIM?
Me: Oh. Billy Mays. Yeah?
Ethan: Good thing he's dead.