Pobre Dios, que hablas de El y la gente se molesta ( Read more... )

*inspired by veronica

You are with me wherever I go

You giggle when I think funny things

You stare back at me in the mirror

You are my lunch partner when I have no one to eat with

You don’t mind my loud music

You understand my every wish

You are cool like no other

You could care less for deep dish

You sometimes criticize me

But you ( Read more... )

Your bites make me itch

Almost to the point where I want to twitch.

When I saw you I knew you were a mutant, almost unreal

But Jesus….my poor poor heel!

I want to rip my legs off because of you

I should have squashed you with my shoe!

Insect repellant my ass

To you it was only a light gas.

Fucking mosquitoes! You are all piece of shit!

Next time I see one ( Read more... )

I use you to wipe my ass
Instead of leaves, or grass
You wipe away the wetness
And let my undies never look reckless
You rid me of the shit smell, so very well
My beloved toilet paper
Without you my life would be a living hell!

Picture Ode to Halloween!


( Read more... )

Shit heads confiscated my camera...so camera phone was the best i could do. 
The SHins still rocked! hell yeah!!
/>
( Read more... )

I can feel you growing on my face
You mother fucker, you are full of haste!
Your about to make me look ugly and mad
Dick head, why are you so bad?
With your black head friends you play “tag your it”
Pimple piece of shit
You better NOT become a zit

You calm my raging inner roars
And satisfy my gut.
Your yellow texture brings a smile to my face 
and is appreciated even when I am in a rut.
Your shell is soft, warm and tastes oh so well
It takes me far from my inner, roaring hell.
You come into my mouth and bring me peace
Oh, breakfast taco, you are my release.

i had to let you go this morning ( Read more... )