Celebrate by acting like Elvis: shoot your television, give away Cadillacs, eat fried peanut butta-n-nanner sammiches, and then fake your death on the toilet and go to work at a Burger King in Missouri!

Happy World Book Day!Celebrate by placing a bet for your favorite novel with your favorite bookmaker ( Read more... )

Today is International Women's Day! Celebrate by loudly complimenting passing women on their physique. It'll let them know you appreciate women.

Happy Darwin Day!  Yep, today is Chuck Darwin's 198th birthday. Celebrate by surviving so you can pass on your genes.

Happy Columbus Day everyone! Celebrate by not falling off the edge of the world.