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I've just been hired by Hollister as a member of the "Impact team."
This is funny on all accounts, but good for the following reasons:
A. The "Impact team" means that you are too ugly to be a Brand Representative (I assume) so they hide you in the back and make you work with stock etc. This means that I will not have to deal with the Hollister clientele. :)
B. I love opening boxes. I have a feeling people who work with stock do a lot of that.
C. I GET TO HELP DRESS THE MANNEQUINS. HOLY CRAP I'M GOING TO BE LIKE HOLLYWOOD IN MANNEQUIN (or Mannequin 2: Mannequin on the Move if you prefer).
maybe if I'm lucky I'll get to clean vomit out of the dressing rooms where all the bulimic Hollister shoppers go to purge. Okay I just made that up, and it was gross. Sorry.
This is funny on all accounts, but good for the following reasons:
A. The "Impact team" means that you are too ugly to be a Brand Representative (I assume) so they hide you in the back and make you work with stock etc. This means that I will not have to deal with the Hollister clientele. :)
B. I love opening boxes. I have a feeling people who work with stock do a lot of that.
C. I GET TO HELP DRESS THE MANNEQUINS. HOLY CRAP I'M GOING TO BE LIKE HOLLYWOOD IN MANNEQUIN (or Mannequin 2: Mannequin on the Move if you prefer).
maybe if I'm lucky I'll get to clean vomit out of the dressing rooms where all the bulimic Hollister shoppers go to purge. Okay I just made that up, and it was gross. Sorry.