This is what happens when Mandie and I are on the phone playing one word story...
There once was a prince named Billy Bob. He found a treasure in the volcano. He went to get it and he saw a girl and she looked really pretty but like a bear. And she was all natural. So he got scared and ran into a emu and the emu pecked him in butt. The guy cried like a little girl and was bleeding in the head and the guy was smoking happy grass from the garden of pigs. The emu turned emo and screamed a song of mourning because he is goth. God then casted down a flock of killing butterflies. Who had red eyes with smoke coming out of them. The butterflies then transformed into the emus fellow emo goth followers. They started a band called the Demonized Emus and went to Paris. The emus then met the prince and the girl who looked like a pretty bear at the Eiffel Tower. And they decided to get married. The after a year of marriage the bear-looking girl had a child that was named Bobby Ray. He was born with only one eye. All the kids at school thought he was hot. So he got a bunch of matches and lit himself on fire because he thought they meant literally. His parents then brought in the Demonized Emus to scream the mourning cry of their burnt squirrel-looking child. He then turned into an antelope and his wife and pranced off to Spain. By this action of such weird looking creatures entering Spain, this began the Spanish Revolutionary War. The emus didn’t know who the antelopes were and revolted against them. The emus then transformed into humans and went to America. They went to America then went to Disney World. They went into their hotel room afterwards and discovered world freedom. They then became famous for world unity in America. Now in America everyone is smoking happy grass from the garden of pigs and are all happy and emo. Then they lived a happy and high life. The end.