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[sauntered]

Dear Japan,

I am, of course, flattered you would think to use my name in one of your many anime series. However, please refrain from attaching said name to monstrosities such as this:

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[slobberymongrel]

While the cheekbones are rather impressive as cheekbones go, the whole bastard-spawn of a cat-demon-crack whore thing sort of takes away from it all.

[sauntered]

Do you believe he looks catlike? He rather reminded me of a grasshopper. With teeth.

I did not notice the cheekbones. Now that I look at them, I suppose they're all right, if one does not take in the massive wrinkles.

[slobberymongrel]

Ah yes. How silly of me. Damn those toothy grasshoppers.

Why, Crowley. You of all people should know the importance of a really smashing set of cheekbones. Wrinkles, though, ggrhgk. Im glad those were bred out of the Blacks. Good to know in the end the incest was good for something.

..You have the most interesting icons, mate.

[sauntered]

Har har, Sirius.

In fact, I do. Yet I do not think that extends to hissing fanged atrocities like the one in that picture.

...incest, you say? How interesting. Please, do tell me more.

Do I? Why thank you.

[slobberymongrel]

You must admit that you rather cant blame a chap for that one.

Oh, I dont know. All fanged atrocities have their place in this world, I think. Not as you, though. Definately not as you. The Japanese have been kinder to me. Obsessed with having me bone my godson, though.

Id rather not, really. Family gatherings were not only painful, but confusing. Cousin-aunts? Sister-wifes? I think there was a secret basement of deformed Blacks, honestly. Only us pretty ones were allowed out.

And surely they arent all that bad.

[sauntered]

That doesn't change the fact that it was a low blow. And not the titillating kind, mind.

What kind words. Your godson must be feeling quite lucky.

I see. That is most upsetting. I am rather a fan of incest. Sin and all that, you know. One of my more favourite ones.

I wouldn't go near one.

[slobberymongrel]

You rather wish it had been the latter sort, eh?

Mostly I think he's a little grossed out. Mostly I just get irritated when they have the nerve to put the little whelp on top. Could you believe that?

I rather figured. "Sin and all that, you know," indeed, hahaha. Sorry, I never partook of that particular one. Forever the Black black sheep, me. Baa.

Are you telling me in all your thousands of years of.. for lack of a better word, living, you've never shagged a bird?

[sauntered]

I always wish that.

Well isn't he the saviour of wizards everywhere or some such? Perhaps that's why. Or maybe they are confusing what "good with a wand" truly means.

That is indeed a shame. Though I suppose having a family run by insanity would put one off of the whole sex thing.

...then again, perhaps not.

If I have, it wasn't intentional on my part. Sometimes, however, you simply must corrupt (in spite of how squishy and no some situations can get).