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[sauntered]

Dear Japan,

I am, of course, flattered you would think to use my name in one of your many anime series. However, please refrain from attaching said name to monstrosities such as this:



It's offensive, not to mention rather disgusting.

Thanks ever so for your consideration.

Yours eternally,
A.J. Crowley

PS
That Kanda fellow is quite arousing.