I would be willing to be engaged if I was engaged to two people, if only because that'd be amazing. My hand would be visible from space.
Flirting. So much to cover. Briefly, here are the things I was doing last night.
*Leaning in way more than necessary to hear better. It was loud- it wasn't THAT loud *Unnecessary touching- arm, chest, thigh twice. I grabbed his hand at least once. *Ok, this is sort of insane, but here goes: When I'm sitting, I tend to shred things, and I did that to the coaster- mine, his, another one I snagged from a nearby table. He told me his bad habit was to chew a straw into a square at the top, so I handed him my straw, and let him do that. Then- and this is the gross part- I drank out of the straw. But seriously, dude, how did you not figure that out?
My friend C, the one with the baby, says the secret is to lean in to whisper something and "accidentally" palm the penis with the other hand, but I could never without blushing to death.
I should post a longer post about flirting one of these days.
Ahhhh I am so bad at flirting. I always feel weird getting in people's personal space without explicit permission like my brain interprets that as being aggressive instead of flirtatious. But I can totally share straws, if that's a thing.
(Also omg I'm never "accidentally" palming someone's junk that sounds really awkward like even if I planned it in advance.)
What on earth, how does one accidentally palm a penis without becoming deeply mortified. But I mean, the guy who suggested that has reproduced so obviously he (or his partner) is doing something right.
P.S. Also maybe don't let Amber near you when the guys are present or you might wake up engaged to two different guys.
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Flirting. So much to cover. Briefly, here are the things I was doing last night.
*Leaning in way more than necessary to hear better. It was loud- it wasn't THAT loud
*Unnecessary touching- arm, chest, thigh twice. I grabbed his hand at least once.
*Ok, this is sort of insane, but here goes: When I'm sitting, I tend to shred things, and I did that to the coaster- mine, his, another one I snagged from a nearby table. He told me his bad habit was to chew a straw into a square at the top, so I handed him my straw, and let him do that. Then- and this is the gross part- I drank out of the straw. But seriously, dude, how did you not figure that out?
My friend C, the one with the baby, says the secret is to lean in to whisper something and "accidentally" palm the penis with the other hand, but I could never without blushing to death.
I should post a longer post about flirting one of these days.
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(Also omg I'm never "accidentally" palming someone's junk that sounds really awkward like even if I planned it in advance.)
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