On St Patrick's Day, Bravery, and Hooking Up

[saucydiva]

So. There's a guy. This guy.

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[throwingpens]

When you do break up, please invite me. I'll take pictures of the plate throwing secretively.

Also I'm reading this in the form of a Carrie Bradshaw voiceover.

Also P&R roadtrip TELL ME MORE

[saucydiva]

That would be totally normal and oh my god yes of course you can be there.

The roadtrip involves turning Muncie into Pawnee, with various places representing Pawnee stops. There's a strip club, and a candy shop aka Sweetums, and a restaurant for that dino place they ate at in the second season, and I don't know.

But he also thinks Leslie's not the most perfect character ever, so. Does he still get a pass as a Parks fan?

[throwingpens]

I really like that. (The restaurant was called Jurassic Fork and Jerry ate there frequently.)

He gets a pass because Leslie is flawed. But. Whatever, I might just have to tell him that he's an idiot if I meet him. (WWLD? Assault should be legal if the person is a jerk/doesn't love Leslie.)

[saucydiva]

Yes let me introduce you you apparent lunatic (no, but that'll be awesome. You can stalk whoever I'm kissing.)

[throwingpens]

The real question to see if he meets my approval is how does he feel about Mike Schur? And then also Mike Schur's blond spot? And then Mike Schur as Ken Tremendous?

I can be hilarious and sometimes charming. People find me adorable, after all. They wouldn't do that if they thought I was a lunatic.

[saucydiva]

I think you're a lunatic. And I've met you so I must be accurate.

[throwingpens]

But a *cute* lunatic, right?

[saucydiva]

Oh of course.

[throwingpens]

That's all I care about.