Are These as Entertaining For You as they are for Me?

Aug 07, 2005 15:27

For some odd reason I want to write a strange livejournal friends and my non LJ friends/people I have encountered all being carried off in a house and landing in Oz. Haha, laugh my monkeys...LAUGH! I don't own you. Heehee, my overactive imagination! Heehee. Crazy spoofs, but I adore you all! It's because I am ill and have nothing better to do. Make your own, they're quite fun!
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"Raven...I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. And now to rock out to Bikini Kill!"-Andrew. (this kid is so cool, despite my not knowing him well, he is COOL.)
"Whoever you are, I don't think we ever were in Kansas to begin with."-Moralesscliche.
"Oi! Wazzat! I think we crushed something!"-Justyn1337.
"That's right! We must inspect this right away! But first...we dance...to Curve!"-Until_I'm_Broken.
"Who's Curve? I cannot understand your references!"-Raven.
"Part of the whole 90's Alternative Shoegazer scene...never mind me."-Nat.
"Isn't there a crushed person under the house? Oh my word..."-Faeredelune.
"Well let's see what it is! Or else we take the spaceship back home!"-lipservicegrl.
"This seems like something straight out of a David Lynch movie or something."-Abductionlogic.
"OH DEAR LORD?!"-Amy Dutton.
"WHAT?!?!"-everyone.
"WE JUST CRUSHED NAT'S EX."-Amy Dutton.
"Oh thank you for saving us from the Wicked Computer programmer from the East!"-the munchkin people.
"Saved you...from the Wicked Witch of the East????"-Shirl.
"Oh my...he's wearing stripey tights!"-Asequelofdecay.
"I have been trying to look for those things for like forever! I knew he had a secret girly tight fetish!"-Trish.
"Can I have some tea?"-Echomyst.
"Sure! I'm the tea lady!"-Nat.
"Hmmm...this is weird."-Hally.
"OMFG! I'M NOT ON CRACK! Why does everyone think I'm on crack?! *sobs*"-Sahlie.
"Ummm....okay."-Lucifer.
"Hey...Luci...are you up for some unadalerated Nat's fanfiction slashy goodness?!"-Dante.
"Er. Right. I'll leave you to it."-Deleriumd
"We killed...my...ex. Ding dong the ex is dead!!! *bursts out into song*"
"Way to be homicidal...."-Megan.
"I sharpened my meat cleaver, for nothing. How unfortunate."-Jou.
"Should we venture out into this magical place and follow the yellow brick road?"-Becky.
"Or we could listen to the Pixies?"-Andrew.
"Or motion city soundtrack?"-Rachel.
*all the people in the house are bickering over what band to listen to. Cries of Sneaker Pimps, .45 Grave, Curve, X Ray Spex, Weezer and Malaria are heard through the air.
"SIIIIILENCE"-Members of the Classics Team '05.
"I say we listen to whoever."-Raychel Beck.
"WHO?"-Raven.
"I say we just venture forth and just find out where the hell we are."-Megan.
"How pragmatic of you."-Nat.
"Oh look. It's Neil from Art Attack!"-Catherine Lang.
"OMFG! NEIL! I LOVE YOU! NEEEIL! I LOVE MAKING CRAFTS!"-Soupey.
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To be continued?
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