Let's see what Satan has in His mailbag today...
Attn:Foriegn Personality,
I know you are conversant with the Anti-Corruption Campaign implemented
by
Chief Olusegun Obasanjo,President Federal Republic of Nigeria,through
the
Economic Financial Crime Commission(EFCC) with full backup from the US
government,the UK's and the Switzerland's. These great achievement has
made
it imposible for the Top Government Officials and Notable Personalities
in
Nigeria come out openly to defend their looted funds abroad for fear of
been
confiscated by this commission but alternatively usher in the kind
services
of foriegn personalities like you or diplomats to achieve and defend
thier
claims and huge investments abroad.
My name is Engr.Fatai Rotimi,the PA to the late Mrs.Stella Obasanjo,the
First Lady,Federal Republic of Nigeria and the Chairperson Child Care
Trust
(CCT).who died on 23rd Oct 2005 in Malaga Spain after undergoing
surgery.While we were in Spain on a private visit,the First Lady
finalize
the $32M deposit she had with a trust firm in Malaga Spain and the
documents
were to be secretly handed over to one Mr.Frank Menze,a Switzerland
base
businessman who has been taken care of Mrs.Stella Obasanjo's private
assets
abroad but on heard of the sudden death of the First Lady on 23rd Oct
2005,Mr.Frank Menze disappeared with all assets that was entrusted to
him by
the First Lady and all effort to lacate him proved unsuccessful till
date.
My proposal to you is to assist in repatriating this consignment before
it
gets confiscated by the trust firm since I can not locate Mr.Frank
Menze.I
want you to please visit the firm in Spain and effect claim as I will
send
to you all the original deposit documents handed over to me in Spain if
you
are ready to assist.I guarantee that this will be executed under a
legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law.
More details will be available to you when you confirm your
willingness.Please treat confidentialy due to my sensitive possition in
Government.
I remain yours
Engr.Fatai Rotimi
HAH! The fool! He didn't realize he sent the email to the wrong guy. I'll just give him My bank account number and let hem put the money in my account. What a great day this is turning out to be.
What else do we have here...
Hello Friend,
I am Dr.Jan Misianik. and I represent Mr. Mikhail Khordokovsky the
former
C.E.O of Yukos Oil Company in Russia. I have a very sensitive and
confidential brief from this top (oligarch) to ask for your partnership
in
re-profiling funds US$42.3 Million. I will give the details, but in
summary,
the funds are coming via Bank Menatep. This is a legitimate
transaction.
You will be paid 10% for your "Management Fees".If you are
interested,please
write back by mail:
janmisianik1@london.net and provide me with your
confidential telephone number,fax number and email address and I will
provide further details and instructions.
Please keep this confidential;we can't afford more political
problems.Finally, please note that this must be concluded within two
weeks.Please write back promptly.Write me back. I look forward to it.
Regards,
Dr.Jan Misianik
Two for one! I'm gonna be rich! Russia would just steal all the Yukos money, anyways
What else do we have today...
REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION.
THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP
SECRET'. I AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY
TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING
TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIIMUM CONFIDENCE.
WE ARE TOP OFFICIAL OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL WHO
ARE INTERESTED IN IMPORATION OF GOODS INTO OUR COUNTRY WITH FUNDS WHICH
ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN NIGERIA. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS WE
SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE
SAID TRAPPED FUNDS.
THE SOURCE OF THIS FUND IS AS FOLLOWS; DURING THE LAST MILITARY REGIME
HERE IN NIGERIA, THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS SET UP COMPANIES AND AWARDED
THEMSELVES CONTRACTS WHICH WERE GROSSLY OVER-INVOICED IN VARIOUS
MINISTRIES. THE PRESENT CIVILIAN GOVERNMENT SET UP A CONTRACT REVIEW
PANEL AND WE HAVE IDENTIFIED A LOT OF INFLATED CONTRACT FUNDS WHICH ARE
PRESENTLY FLOATING IN THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA READY FOR PAYMENT.
HOWEVER, BY VIRTUE OF OUR POSITION AS CIVIL SERVANTS AND MEMBERS OF
THIS PANEL, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES. I HAVE
THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE
PANEL TO LOOK FOR AN OVERSEAS PARTNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD
TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$21,320,000.00(TWENTY ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED
AND TWENTY THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS). HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER.
WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE MONEY THUS; 1. 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER 2.
70% FOR US (THE OFFICIALS) 3. 10% TO BE USED IN SETTLING TAXATION AND
ALL LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENSES. IT IS FROM THE 70% THAT WE WISH TO
COMMENCE THE IMPORTATION BUSINESS.
PLEASE,NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE AND WE HOPE TO
COMMENCE THE TRANSFER LATEST SEVEN (7) BANKING DAYS FROM THE DATE OF
THE RECEIPT OF THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIOM BY TEL/FAX; 234-1-7740449,
YOUR COMPANY'S SIGNED, AND STAMPED LETTERHEAD PAPER THE ABOVE
INFORMATION WILL ENABLE US WRITE LETTERS OF CLAIM AND JOB DESCRIPTION
RESPECTIVELY. THIS WAY WE WILL USE YOUR COMPANY'S NAME TO APPLY FOR
PAYMENT AND RE-AWARD THE CONTRACT IN YOUR COMPANY'S NAME.
WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS BUSINESS WITH YOU AND SOLICIT YOUR
CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSATION. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF
THIS LETTER USING THE ABOVE TEL/FAX NUMBERS. I WILL SEND YOU DETAILED
INFORMATION OF THIS PENDING PROJECT WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
DR CLEMENT OKON
NOTE; PLEASE QUOTE THIS REFERENCE NUMBER (VE/S/09/99) IN ALL YOUR RESPONSES.
Wow, those Nigerians sure are bad about where they send their money. No wonder the country is in turmoil! Hmmm...though I can't help but have this sneaking suspicion that not everybody is acting in My best interests here...