Hellllloooooooo, CAIRO!
Such a warm welcome. Thank you all for coming out. And look! You offered up sacrifices to Me! You really didn't have to--I stopped asking for those centuries agao. Such a hospitable place, with warm and friendly people. Always glad to be here. Huh? Didn't know I was coming? Then why'd ya kill the virgins? Not virgins? What the hell were they, then? Subersives? I love subversives, why'd ya go and do something like that? Psh, I know Allah and He loves a little chaos as much as the next deity, you guys must have misinterpreted one of those lame stick pictures you all used to worship. Wait...if you didn't know I was coming, why are all these people here to welcome Me? What do you mean, come with you? No way, I've got things to see, people to smite. Why are all these guns pointed at Me? Allah told you to do WHAT? OW...you shot me! What the New Jersey? DEVLIN! Get God on the line...He's fucking with the mortals again trying to get them to do His dirty work.
Dammit. This was my best shirt. I hate you, God. I really, really hate you.
(Weak? Yes...you try tying together all that into something worthwhile after spending 20 hours on airplanes and having to suffer through 2 hours in the Johannesburg South Africa airport only to eventually land in a country where anyone with lighter skin gets glared at like dinner)
Dammit. This was my best shirt. I hate you, God. I really, really hate you.
(Weak? Yes...you try tying together all that into something worthwhile after spending 20 hours on airplanes and having to suffer through 2 hours in the Johannesburg South Africa airport only to eventually land in a country where anyone with lighter skin gets glared at like dinner)