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[satan42k]

From the front page of MSN - "Baghdad attacks kill scores" Is it just me, or does the word 'scores' make it sound like what's going on over there is a great big game? Lucky thing, some of our troops found the BFG spawn point and so we're winning

Comments

[zatzbatz]

see, if the govt actually played quake they would maybe get some persepctive on this whole situation. the bfg is cool, but you got to find them to kill them. one you see em, they are dead. but when someone else has the better guns, after a while you get fed up with them having the good guns and killing you all the time, you just start going crazy with whatever bullshit guns you have. grenade launcher, its a piece of shit, but if you go spitting those fucks constantly and dont give shit if you die yourself, you can take mad heads out. and then they got nothing. they are repspawing too and fed up cus now you make no sense, you suicidal bastard. now no one has any good guns and everyone is dying constantly and nobodys score is even going up. its just a big fucking mess. and once you get taken out by some stray suicidal grenades enough, its only a matter of time before they have the bfg. you might as well wait for a new game to start.

[ejgrgunner]

Ah, see, according to neoconservative ideology, nobody's score going up is a WINZOR 4 TEH US!!!!11!!!11!!!