this is both illogical and terrifying

Aug 08, 2010 17:09

There is a well guarded secret about Zachary Quinto that very few know. So secret that he trusted only Noah to keep the secret for him. The secret was that Zach was a snuggler. Given a warm body, like the one in his arms, he nosed in against soft, warm skin, pulled legs and chest and abdomen closer, and gave a playful little grind of himself against a smooth back. Few things in life felt better than a lazy morning, someone in bed with him, and hoping for a morning quickie.

Except something felt off.

He was having one of those dreams, those dreams everyone has that were between awake and asleep. For some reason, he kept saying no to a giant, seriously delicious looking chocolate cake. That didn't make any sense, and he heard a laugh before something agreed with him that it didn't, go have some cake.

So he nommed some cake, complete with nomming noises. Which included mouthing on skin. Nice.

He took a deep breath and laughed against skin, feeling the body against his moving. This felt nice. "...morning..." He said through a yawn, still wanting to be asleep and wondering if maybe he could get another five minutes before his morning wood demanded he do something about it.

Morning, Spock... It was a feminine voice.

"Ha, ha. Funny... only Spock if I'm wearing the ears. My powers of logic are gone otherwise," Zach said good-naturedly, sitting up and stretching. So much for more sleep, he was awake now. Then he looked down--

Zoe. ZOE?!

"Oh. my. god."

Zoe. He was naked. ZOE WAS NAKED. Boner gone instantly.

"Oh my god. Zoe. Zoe, how the hell did you get here? Did we?" LOOK DOWN. "We did. We-- I'm sorry. I am so sorry," Zach was rambling, knew he was rambling, but it didn't matter because he was naked in bed with Zoe and they had sex. He stared at her with wide eyes.


oh my god, pointy ears - i is wearing them

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