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Feb 27, 2004 23:39

OK, I have a question, and by asking this question I may reveal too much. When you're shopping for meat, do you poke the packages? I always press on steaks...AND I slap roasts. Just a good smack. It's compulsive, and weird, and drives brockman crazy---which may be why I love to do it. I love all the little things that get under her skin, we've been best friends so long that I'm really good at it. Terrible. *slaps hand* Bad Lana. Where was I? Oh yeah...slapping meat. So am I alone here? Anybody else manhandle the rump roasts? I swear I'm not a freak. I think. =)

I'm such a dork, I'm not even paying attention to what I'm writing because I'm busy admiring my nails. I gave myself a manicure last night and I must say, they look damn good.



your bitch.

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