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My mom called today. Which wouldn't have been abnormal except for the fact I never gave her my cell number. (Not that I don't want her to have it, but I just hdn't got around to it, must've been Bella...yah, that makes sense, mom must have called the house.) Anyway, mom thinks I'm profoundly dumb.
She's also convinced that I'm going to be a homeless person if I don't go to college. I think you can teach yourself anything you need to know without it. She doesn't feel the same way. Her exact words were, "But you get a piece of paper."
Oh, well that makes ALL the difference then. I didn't know we were talking about a whole piece of paper here. I thought your degree was carved into a bartlett pear or a lima bean. WHERE DO I SIGN UP?!?!
I also found out Judy wants me back at the YMCA. The woman has to be clinically psychotic to think I'd ever work there again. There are prison wards that are more hospitable environments. I do miss wielding all that lovely power, though.
She's also convinced that I'm going to be a homeless person if I don't go to college. I think you can teach yourself anything you need to know without it. She doesn't feel the same way. Her exact words were, "But you get a piece of paper."
Oh, well that makes ALL the difference then. I didn't know we were talking about a whole piece of paper here. I thought your degree was carved into a bartlett pear or a lima bean. WHERE DO I SIGN UP?!?!
I also found out Judy wants me back at the YMCA. The woman has to be clinically psychotic to think I'd ever work there again. There are prison wards that are more hospitable environments. I do miss wielding all that lovely power, though.