Of all the houses in all the towns in all the world, he walks into mine.
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Sassy: "I just spent the last twenty minutes on my knees."
: "Um…?"
Sassy: "But it was worth it. Maaan, do I hope it was worth it."
LJers: "Sassy, we know it’s hard times and all, but…"
Sassy: "I just hope my landlord sticks to his side of the bargain. Especially after all my begging…"
& LJers: "…"
Sassy: "What?" [thinks] "Oh, no! No, not that!"
LJers: "Whew! We thought you meant…"
Sassy: "No. Not this time, anyway."
LJers: [pause]
Sassy: "Just kidding."
: [eyes Sassy suspiciously]
Sassy: "Well, gotta go. House chores are calling."
LJers: "But aren’t you going to tell us wha-"
Sassy: "Those weeds aren’t gonna pull themselves." [bounces off to clean house]
LJers: "She gets weirder and weirder as time passes."
: "You have no idea. Must be the asbestos."
LJers: [nods] "Must be."