Of all the houses in all the towns in all the world, he walks into mine.

[sassygurl]

Sassy: "I just spent the last twenty minutes on my knees."

pierydys : "Um...?"

Sassy: "But it was worth it. Maaan, do I hope it was worth it."

LJers: "Sassy, we know it's hard times and all, but..."

Sassy: "I just hope my landlord sticks to his side of the bargain. Especially after all my begging..."

pierydys & LJers: "..."

Sassy: "What?" [thinks] "Oh, no! No, not that!"

LJers: "Whew! We thought you meant..."

Sassy: "No. Not this time, anyway."

LJers: [pause]

Sassy: "Just kidding."

pierydys : [eyes Sassy suspiciously]

Sassy: "Well, gotta go. House chores are calling."

LJers: "But aren't you going to tell us wha-"

Sassy: "Those weeds aren't gonna pull themselves." [bounces off to clean house]

LJers: "She gets weirder and weirder as time passes."

pierydys : "You have no idea. Must be the asbestos."

LJers: [nods] "Must be."