Wow, I haven't updated for over 2 years and I still have friends. I mean, of course I have friends! But um, yeah, I haven't updated. What can you expect? I've been too busy sleeping, eating and fighting with the orange cat. I also threw up last night (on the big human's flip flops). You should have seen the humans' faces! It was priceless.

( Here's a sexy picture of me, cut for hotness overload )

I know I haven't updated for awhile. I've been lazy and sleeping. Anyway, the people thought it was hilarious to see me sitting on the couch today. They said I looked like a person and it looked like I was watching tv. They said I think I own the couch. Umm, hello! I DO own the couch, I was sitting normally, and YES! I was watching TV! What? I can' ( Read more... )

My mother tortures me and tells me it's good for me. Pfft. Like I'm supposed to believe that the human knows best? As if. This morning Mummy decided to "brush me". By "brush me" this means she attacks me with this pink thing and hurts me. She doesn't think she's hurting me, she thinks she's pulling my tangles out. Hello. Like I care if I have ( Read more... )

Feeling too lazy to write an entry. I need a cat nap. But here's photos of me doing my favourite activities in MY bed. The humans may say it's theirs, but trust me, it's not.
They just invade it.


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So, another post. I'm mostly too lazy to update. You know, I prefer sleeping ( Read more... )

My life is SO FRUSTRATING! I constantly have to deal with this little annoying "brother" cat named Gatito. He meows constantly and he doesn't get the hint when I paw him to tell him to stop. He invades my space and my things and is just downright annoying! You'd think he was my little brother, but NO! He's a year or two older than me. I hate to ( Read more... )