Prophetic Vision
My handy PDF dream dictionary has just informed me, unfortunately, that I am going to die. Well, actually, that I must avoid all modes of travel for a short period as I am most likely going to die. Since walking is a mode of travel, that although I don’t use anywhere near as often as most, but still pretty fucking frequently, like, every day, avoiding it is impossible it seems. I must therefore grudgingly take on the risk of suffering an abruptly fatal walking accident for the next few days.
By the way, thanks Dream Dictionary. You really know how to put a guy at ease.
Heres how the conversation went:
Pete : Yeah, Dream Dictionary, I had this fucked up dream...
Dream Dictionary: Jesus motherfucking Christ!
Pete : Um, yeah, I was like, driving...
Dream Dictionary: You were fucking what?! Holy mother of fucking God!
Pete: Um, I didn’t finish. My brakes went, and I downshifted, but then I hit some ice, and my car rolled, I ended up sideways, with my legs out the windshield, and I couldn’t move, then the alarm went off.
Dream Dictionary: Holy fucking shit! Do you know what this fucking means!? You're fucking going to fucking die! Oh man this is fucking bad! Jesus, what are you doing?! Dont even fucking move! Don't! Dont't risk it! Hide! Hide now! Quickly! Save yourself!
Pete: Right. Well, to put this into context, before that, I was battling a team of six ninjas.
Dream Dictionary: Oh, really? What happened?
Pete: Well, I ended up stabbing one, with a scimitar I found somewhere.
Dream Dictionary: Oh, uhhh, lemme check, yeah, that’s not bad. That just means you’re going to try and hit on some girl whom you already know has a boyfriend, or husband, or something.
Pete: Really? Well, that seems pretty likely.
Dream Dictionary: Yeah, well, considering your track record with women, she's probably going to reject you cold and humiliate you in front of all your friends. Then stab you.
Pete: What? Why?
Dream Dictionary: Werent you fucking listening?! Your days are fucking numbered man!
Dream Dictionary: God your dense.
Pete: Right, well, umm, thanks for the warning.
Dream Dictionary: Right.
Pete: You’re really a fucking asshole.
By the way, thanks Dream Dictionary. You really know how to put a guy at ease.
Heres how the conversation went:
Pete : Yeah, Dream Dictionary, I had this fucked up dream...
Dream Dictionary: Jesus motherfucking Christ!
Pete : Um, yeah, I was like, driving...
Dream Dictionary: You were fucking what?! Holy mother of fucking God!
Pete: Um, I didn’t finish. My brakes went, and I downshifted, but then I hit some ice, and my car rolled, I ended up sideways, with my legs out the windshield, and I couldn’t move, then the alarm went off.
Dream Dictionary: Holy fucking shit! Do you know what this fucking means!? You're fucking going to fucking die! Oh man this is fucking bad! Jesus, what are you doing?! Dont even fucking move! Don't! Dont't risk it! Hide! Hide now! Quickly! Save yourself!
Pete: Right. Well, to put this into context, before that, I was battling a team of six ninjas.
Dream Dictionary: Oh, really? What happened?
Pete: Well, I ended up stabbing one, with a scimitar I found somewhere.
Dream Dictionary: Oh, uhhh, lemme check, yeah, that’s not bad. That just means you’re going to try and hit on some girl whom you already know has a boyfriend, or husband, or something.
Pete: Really? Well, that seems pretty likely.
Dream Dictionary: Yeah, well, considering your track record with women, she's probably going to reject you cold and humiliate you in front of all your friends. Then stab you.
Pete: What? Why?
Dream Dictionary: Werent you fucking listening?! Your days are fucking numbered man!
Dream Dictionary: God your dense.
Pete: Right, well, umm, thanks for the warning.
Dream Dictionary: Right.
Pete: You’re really a fucking asshole.