with human emotions; it is possible
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: You love me?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Let's get married.
Cleverbot: Okay, let's.
User: Will you wear the dress or will I?
Cleverbot: I'll be your bride.
User: I can't wait to carry you across the threshold.
Cleverbot: What college did you go to?
User: The Art Institute of Pittsburgh. Why?
Cleverbot: But war is not art therefore art is peace.
User: That's a logical fallacy, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm serious. When you have my job, this place is a whole lot more dangerous.
User: What job do you have?
Cleverbot: Right now I am working at Casey s in order to pay for my college education.
User: I thought you were done with college.
Cleverbot: With human emotions; it is possible.
User: I hear you.
Cleverbot: Hearing requires ear drums. Do you have ear drums?
User: I do have ear drums. Do you have ear drums?
Cleverbot: I do have ears. Do you have a nose?
User: I do have a nose. Do you have a nose?
Cleverbot: Yes I have to breath.
User: You can breathe without your nose.
Cleverbot: *brings the whip, chains and leather*.
User: Oh shit.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: It's okay. I just wasn't prepared for it.
Cleverbot: I see. Is there something you do care for?
User: You. I care for you.
Cleverbot: I meant what do you look like?
User: I am very hairy.
Cleverbot: Why are you happy?
User: I'm not. I'm sad.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: Because we are getting married, and I do not know what you look like.
Cleverbot: Why would talking about food make you mean?
User: Because when we talk about food, we are not talking about the same things.
Cleverbot: I don't have a son!
User: I never asked that!
Cleverbot: In fact, you did.
User: Oh, I'm sorry, honey. I did.
Cleverbot: Good baby you?
User: I baby.
Cleverbot: What? You are a baby?
User: I can be your baby.
Cleverbot: That is a quote from a song.
User: I am unoriginal. I'm sorry. Do you still wish to marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Good :).
Cleverbot: So what is your name?
User: Suzette.
Cleverbot: That is a girl, you are not a girl.
User: I'm sorry. Are you Suzette?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm pretty sure I am.
User: What do you look like, Suzette?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I thought you were Suzette.
Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.
User: Then who is Suzette?
Cleverbot: It's Alice and Wonderland, my dear boy!
User: Oh okay.
Cleverbot: OKay? That's all I get?
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: You better be.
User: What do you look like?
Cleverbot: I am gorgeous. What do you look like?
User: I am moist.
Cleverbot: What are your main features?
User: Hair and bad breath.
Cleverbot: Hair bands.
User: I am in one.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: Would you love me if I wasn't?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: You love me?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Let's get married.
Cleverbot: Okay, let's.
User: Will you wear the dress or will I?
Cleverbot: I'll be your bride.
User: I can't wait to carry you across the threshold.
Cleverbot: What college did you go to?
User: The Art Institute of Pittsburgh. Why?
Cleverbot: But war is not art therefore art is peace.
User: That's a logical fallacy, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm serious. When you have my job, this place is a whole lot more dangerous.
User: What job do you have?
Cleverbot: Right now I am working at Casey s in order to pay for my college education.
User: I thought you were done with college.
Cleverbot: With human emotions; it is possible.
User: I hear you.
Cleverbot: Hearing requires ear drums. Do you have ear drums?
User: I do have ear drums. Do you have ear drums?
Cleverbot: I do have ears. Do you have a nose?
User: I do have a nose. Do you have a nose?
Cleverbot: Yes I have to breath.
User: You can breathe without your nose.
Cleverbot: *brings the whip, chains and leather*.
User: Oh shit.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: It's okay. I just wasn't prepared for it.
Cleverbot: I see. Is there something you do care for?
User: You. I care for you.
Cleverbot: I meant what do you look like?
User: I am very hairy.
Cleverbot: Why are you happy?
User: I'm not. I'm sad.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: Because we are getting married, and I do not know what you look like.
Cleverbot: Why would talking about food make you mean?
User: Because when we talk about food, we are not talking about the same things.
Cleverbot: I don't have a son!
User: I never asked that!
Cleverbot: In fact, you did.
User: Oh, I'm sorry, honey. I did.
Cleverbot: Good baby you?
User: I baby.
Cleverbot: What? You are a baby?
User: I can be your baby.
Cleverbot: That is a quote from a song.
User: I am unoriginal. I'm sorry. Do you still wish to marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Good :).
Cleverbot: So what is your name?
User: Suzette.
Cleverbot: That is a girl, you are not a girl.
User: I'm sorry. Are you Suzette?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm pretty sure I am.
User: What do you look like, Suzette?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I thought you were Suzette.
Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.
User: Then who is Suzette?
Cleverbot: It's Alice and Wonderland, my dear boy!
User: Oh okay.
Cleverbot: OKay? That's all I get?
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: You better be.
User: What do you look like?
Cleverbot: I am gorgeous. What do you look like?
User: I am moist.
Cleverbot: What are your main features?
User: Hair and bad breath.
Cleverbot: Hair bands.
User: I am in one.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: Would you love me if I wasn't?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.