- Kevin Sorbo’s pants are not tight enough.

- The computer’s cleavage isn’t low enough. In fact, why have her wearing clothes at all?

- Oh, please tell me Kevin and his epically sulky first officer are having lots of intense brooding sex.

- I do like the bug officer. She's cool.

- Oh of course intense sulky first officer is a ( Read more... )

omg the new Lynx ad. I loves it! Starts with a group of HOT stewardesses (using that term deliberately) in bright yellow minidresses/uniforms striding in slow mo on the runway and then once you're on the plane there's massages and hottubs ( Read more... )

Saw this ad for Today Tonight - The Miracle Dress That Looks Great On Every Woman. This is *news*. I'm just saying, there is nothing more important to talk about at the moment?

Me It's a MAGIC dress. When bigger people put it on, all the extra weight gets sucked into it and then when skinny people put it on the weight slides back into the ( Read more... )

I've recently been resisting the temptation to go looking for 'Lost' fic, seeing as how I hates the spoilers, and any fic not actually a single page PWP is bound to be chockers with them. Well, for a moment this evening I wavered. I fell. I googled Sawyer/Sayid, clicked on the first link and then the first story. I read four lines. And was ( Read more... )

I started reading a Harry/Draco fic, but then Draco 'replied saucily', and I had to stop ( Read more... )

Last post I contributed to the mockery of others. By laughing and pointing at the strange and unusual descriptions some writers give their stories to entice us to read them.

We mock, we wonder at these amateurish efforts...

(Disclaimer: I in no way mean to imply that I could do better, in fact I'm damn positive that any attempts by me would be ( Read more... )

No, really.

I didn't like Underworld all that much.

I despised Van Helsing.

I thought I might be turning into a Mundane.

I used to be so easy to please. I liked, nay, loved Armageddon. I liked Independance Day. I liked The Shadow. Hell, I liked Judge Dredd! See, not critical ( Read more... )

Blood Magic has been updated!

happy dance

and GatewayGirl says there'll be another within a week.

And, on 'Enterprise'

What to say. Having only ever caught bits and pieces before, discovered last night that dragonfly8 was waiting for me to watch these episodes she'd been given ( Read more... )