Skived off work two hours early to come home to wait for furniture to be delivered.

And by 'skived off', I mean came home to work from home.

And by 'work from home' I mean checking out that Ugliest Tattoos site*, inevitably leading the discovery of...

Zombie Boy!

...in five years from now, if no one’s gone blind from it by then I’ll go and get ( Read more... )

Great, the occasionally Russian spammers messaging me asking to be friends was freaky enough, now I've actually been friended by a brand new just created Russian journal.Crrreeeeepy ( Read more... )

NCIS is on tv, I can't hear mch but I think diNOzzo just turned down a promotion because of Gibbs?

Also, I may possibly have screamed like a girl when I saw Gibbs. WHAT IS WITH THAT MOUSTACHE AND WEIRD PARTING IN HIS HAIR.

I am horrified. HORRIFIED.

Also, can someone please stop this Dutch guy telling about his exotic sex life. I'm begging.

...and apparently it's 41 degrees outside. (106 F)

Now I fancy a nice hot cup of tea.

Maybe I should turn on the aircon and stop behaving like a crazy person. And maybe put some clothes on.

( The following is cut and pasted from http://www.voltini.com/id43.htm (If you want to see the pics of Carl and Elena, go there.) )

Ever thought about an Enigma/Fatboy Slim remix?

Why not?

Clearly, it takes an idiot a level of genius that only a few can aspire to.

Either that, or some doofus attempting to record Enigma over a Fatboy Slim tape that's been sitting in the car for a couple of years.

It's weirdly compelling.

Last night I was horribly sore so when I went to bed I made sure I lay carefully, evenly on my back. I slept well, and woke in the morning in exactly the same position.

Except my pajama top was now only attached to me by one arm.

Weird.

Has anyone noticed that special_trille's been unusually quiet lately. Oh, it's because SHE HAS NO POWER. I only discovered this when vegetariansushi, who's like in Ohio or somewhere, mentioned it. So I text Trille, cos you know she's been excited about her annual Due South religious experience Call of the Wild viewing, and she's like 'Oh come on over! Western Power promise ( Read more... )

Yay, a meme (I got off thisisbone) that doesn't involve talking about me, but instead I get to make lists about actors and stuff. Whee!

( things I like )

So today I discovered a weird spider on a laundry door frame just above head level. Sort of like a Huntsman only with this big bobbly body. So I called cricketk over (from the IM ep she was glued to) for a looksee and we couldn't decide what it was, whether it was a sort of camouflage thingy, or pregnant... In the end I decided it had to die, ( Read more... )