Beastieversary!
Happy Beastieversary Mike!
5 years ago, Mike arrived in the freezingass cold from Maui, and we moved into the RV. Since then we've spent our days and nights together, give or take a week or two, working with his feet on my leg, or in bed, dodging the elbow porcupine when Mike's itchy, or being awaken because I had released the untamed snore of 1000 angry boars.
I cook, he does dishes. There was debate on the laundry, as we both think the other one does it wrong, he gets to do the laundry most of the time. I vacuum.
Food... Two foods are definitely contraband: Green curry and Brussels sprouts. Due to the fact that the aftermath had us standing outside in 10 degree weather with the door open.
Countless "I love yous", a couple yelling matches, a few head punchings, and thousands of kisses.
We've been poor, but not even the richest people in the world have a Mike, and nothing can buy a relationship like this one.
5 years ago, Mike arrived in the freezingass cold from Maui, and we moved into the RV. Since then we've spent our days and nights together, give or take a week or two, working with his feet on my leg, or in bed, dodging the elbow porcupine when Mike's itchy, or being awaken because I had released the untamed snore of 1000 angry boars.
I cook, he does dishes. There was debate on the laundry, as we both think the other one does it wrong, he gets to do the laundry most of the time. I vacuum.
Food... Two foods are definitely contraband: Green curry and Brussels sprouts. Due to the fact that the aftermath had us standing outside in 10 degree weather with the door open.
Countless "I love yous", a couple yelling matches, a few head punchings, and thousands of kisses.
We've been poor, but not even the richest people in the world have a Mike, and nothing can buy a relationship like this one.