Man Bed Gravity Equation

[sarmonster]

Awwww. The man is curled up in bed, he's so cute, his snore is so cute, I can sense warmness wafting off of him, just asking to be cuddled... Bed is so comfy... so hard to stay away...

Ok, so

M=G2
B=G3
But
M+B=G25

We find a way to harness this and we'll save the world.

...or never get out of bed.

Only defense against it is a full bladder.

Does dark energy tie into this?