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Rain-Bow Archive Warning: The following legacy contains foul language, bad english, nerdy references, and Death. Contents may be hot or cold. Should be served at room temperature. Not meant for consumption in countries outside of Earth.
Last update, the twins were racing towards maxing their witch craft, Lav decided she liked girls over Billy Idol wannabes and Amethyst got (poorly) laid. I decided that who ever maxed out first would become heir, as it has been a chose to figure out who I want to continue the legacy.
Lavender: Scotty, beam me -
Sarinn: Ok, stop right there. That's bad, even for me.
Denis Leary in a bottle
Sarinn: Uh, shouldn't you find a test subject instead?
Lavender: Everyone's asleep. Besides, what's the worst that can happen?
At this, the family's garden gnome hid under the porch.
Lavender: Get up!
Amethyst: Ah! What the -?
Lavender: Shut up and take it, you goodie-little-two-shoes!
Amethyst: Damn it, Lav, have you been drinking from your cauldron again?
Lavender: Yup!
Sadly, most of the fun was wasted as she went to school a little later and the effects wore off there :(
Death: A Death of Rats isn't enough. I should have one for dogs, too.
Sarinn: What about cats?
Death: But I like cats.
Amethyst: I love my job! *swoons*
Lavender: I work with idiots. *headdesks*
Sean: Baby! You're like a work of art! How could I stay away?
Lavender: Because if you don't stay away I'll break every bone in your hands.
Sean: You're so hot when you're mad.
Genie: Well, you seem less angry than your mother. What do you want?
Amethyst: Hmmm... Mom's retired and we need to make ends meet.
Genie: *sigh* It's always money.
Money falling from the sky, kids almost leaking mojo, genies...
After years of cleaning houses in Simland, NOTHING phases this maid.
Sarinn: You again?
Robber: *bes sneaky while alarm is going off*
Robber: Ack! They still have an alarm!
Sarinn: And it's been going off for a few minutes already.
Robber: Gotta snag something fast or Nice Guy Eddie's gonna kill me!
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cookies for the reference
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Robber: Score!
Cop: Hi!
Azure: See, girls? That's how you handle a guy.
Lavender: Oh shit, did she just kick him in the -
Amethyst: Kick him again!
Police Brutality: 2 Bad Guys: 0
Getting his ass handed to him and arrested wasn't enough.
Unfortunatly, Lavender was out of spell reagents.
So Amethyst did what she could without being *too* evil.
As such, the robber suddenly gained about 20 pounds.
Amethyst: Gods, what are you doing here?
David: I've been keeping tabs on the legacy on the net. I missed you and had to see you.
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David's a random name. I can't remember the dude's actual name.
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Amethyst: I've missed you. I thought I'd never see you again.
David: How could I stay away from a chance to be in a legacy you?
*Legend of Zelda hearts fly out of nowhere to obscure places throughout the neighborhood*
Thinking of twincest while in Lavender's room.
Yeah, I think he's a romance sim.
Random cute couple moment.
We all pray for 20 innocents / We all bow down 20 innocents
We all hang high 20 innocents / We all accused 20 innocents
Lavender celebrates gaining her green mojo glow with a bit of Rob Zombie.
Creep! D:
Amethyst: *yawns* Where's David?
Sarinn: Lav kinda cought him in her room last night.
Amethyst: Uh oh.
Sarinn: She magic'd him off the lot. No idea where he is now.
A rare moment where Lavender is actually sorry for something.
In this case, stepping on Rosemarie's toes while dancing.
Random pic of Rose, cuz I adore her.
It occured to me that I didn't get a pic of Azure turning elder.
So here she is, retired, and spending her time working on her bug collection.
Amethyst has been the test subject of many of Lav's spells.
Amethyst: Uhhh -
Lavender: It's ok, he just wants to play.
Spirit: *gets violent*
Amethyst: HA! That's it Lav. It's your turn now.
Lavender: Whatcha gonna do? Send a spirit after me?
Amethyst: I can conjure them, too, you know.
Attacking your twin helps :D
Lavender: That's it?
Amethyst: ...Yes.
Lavender: Man, if I was mildew, I'd be scared shitless right now.
Amethyst: Shut up, Lav.
With Amethyst still down 2 points in her magic skill, Lavender makes heir before her.
Lavender has been working on her body now that her mind is at it's peak.
Plus, yoga just looks cool.
Amethyst: I wonder if it's possible to bottle magic.
Lavender: Potions?
Amethyst: No, no. Like raw magic power.
Lavender: Oh, so like canned Schwartz.
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Gods, I'm such a geek.
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Birthday time for the twins.
Doesn't she look thrilled?
Ichigo contributes to the gift giving.
Magic glows, sparkles, confetti...
Birthdays in this house turn into techno-colored events.
Azure: Since Lav made heir, I think you should consider moving.
Amethyst: What? Why should I move? Sure she beat me in learning the craft, but I have to leave because of that?
Lavender: Sis, it's for your own good.
Amethyst: *cries* How can leaving you be for my own good?
Lavender: Because if you're not heir, then you're a spare.
Amethyst: So?
Lavender: Spares have a habbit of dying accidental, horrible deaths if they stay in a Legacy House.
Amethyst: But - but -
Lavender: Mom! You could help a bit more, here.
Azure: *eats cake*
Lavender: *cries* I never went to college!
Sarinn: Trust me, it's better this way.
The twins weren't the only ones who grew up.
Rose didn't have much money, but...
she brings enough to the family just by being herself <3
Rose: Roaches?! Gah! I'm going to kill Lav!
Sarinn: Um, I think those are from the bug collection.
Amethyst found a nice small house on the other side of the island.
Amethyst: Bye Mom! Yes, I'll stop over for dinner once and a while. Oh! Rose! Be sure to tell Lav to watch out for falling houses!
Next update: Lavender realizes that she needs children in order to carry on the family line. The hunt for a sperm donor begins.
Will Rose be ok with it? I'm not sure. Lav hasn't told her about it yet.