Rain-Bow Legacy (Gen 2.2)
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Warning: The following legacy contains foul language, the False Prophet of Relationships, and may cause Wiccans to shake their head sadly. If the Reader experiences any symptoms of nausea, headaches, dizziness, bloating, or smallpox, vomiting should be induced immediatly and IE should be replaced by Firefox.
Azure maxed the nature hobby. Thank gods.
Still have yet to get all the bugs, however. >_<
Amethyst became a good witch almost instantly.
HAHAHAHAHA not gonna happen.
Meet Sean Alg - umm... Ajh - er... Sean Ajzsldjghoiwglgqbl;gqwoiurgbol.
Lavender started dating this dude recently.
Despite him trying to look like Billy Idol and failing, she adores him.
Amethyst, made over and witch-ified.
Sean: Billy Idol? Who's that?
Lavender: I just lost a little bit of respect for you.
Lavender: Wanna go to my room and play Interview with the Vamipre?
Sean: Erm...
Lavender: It's easy. You're Lestat, and you have to try and bite me.
Female romance sim hard at work.
Ah, puppy love, how cute.
You know, if puppies were kinda darkly cute.
And humanoid.
And looked like extras from The Matrix.
Amethyst: I finished your painting, Mom.
Azure: Awww my baby's growing up!
Amethyst: I put many hours of work into it.
Azure: Don't they look good together, Am?
Amethyst: I mean, it took me almost a week to do.
Azure: You need to find a guy, too, hon.
Amethyst: Mom? The painting?
Azure: I'm sure it'll look fine when you're done, sweety.
Pillow fights: A sure sign of the Dark Side of the Craft.
Amethyst: I can change weather, teleport, evaporate water, and give people happy happy joy joy feelings all with the flick of a wand. But use my powers to unclog a toilet? Noooooooooooo! >_<
Other than the nose, it would seem Amethyst has inherited a few other... charming... traits from her father.
Nerd love <3
Lavender: Gods, what the fuck is in here?
Sarinn: Sugar, spice and everything nice?
Lavender: I think I'm gonna be sick.
Amethyst: Whoa, our neighbor has some serious bush!
I'll leave it to the Reader to interpret this as they see fit.
Note: No lipstick was harmed / smudged during the kiss by either party.
Very un-evil looking. But she's not a full witch yet, so I'll let her get away with it.
Sean: So, I thought we'd spend the night on the couch watching Twili -
Lavender: Whoa, no.
Sean: But it's really good. I think you'll -
Lavender: No, seriously. Just go home.
TL;DR Version: Welcome to the Dark Side, Lavender! We have cookies!
Lavender: Twilight fan, are we? I'll teach you! Oh yes, you and your little Toto, too.
Sarinn: He has a dog?
Lavender: No.
Sarinn: So... Who's Toto?
Lavender: A part of him that sits up and begs when I command it to.
Azure: Where are these roaches coming from?!
Sarinn: I think your daughter has something to do with those.
Azure: I'm not saying it's silly. I just think it's impossible to defy the laws of phyisics.
Lavender: That's why it's called "magic", Mom.
Sarinn: Holy shit! You have chickenpox!
Amethyst: They're sparkles.
Sarinn: ... Holy shit! You have magical chickenpox!
Lavender: It feels good to be bad!
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Cookies for anyone who gets the refrence
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Honestly, if I could go to college everyday on a broom, I'd be all "Fuck the bus!", too.
Note to self: Attempted destruction of school property will result in star-dom.
Must try this when I start back to college in the fall.
Amethyst landed a job as a brick layer. Straw hats, for some reason, are necessary when laying bricks.
Demoted during her first day T_T
After building a mausoleum, I decided to move the twins' cauldrons into it.
having a burning fire on a wooden deck seemed kinda silly.
Am's friend: So, you two got into a fight because he's a Twilight fan and you're an Anne Rice fan?
Lavender: Well, yeah! I mean, Lestat > Edward.
Am's friend: I wouldn't know. Is it really that bad?
Lavender: Gods, the vampires in Buffy are better than Edward.
Lavender: - and the way he talked about it, it was a bomb.
Am's friend: Yeah, boys tend to exagerate.
Lavender: I called it Toto for a reason.
Rose (the one in red): That bad?
Lavender: Well, it might have been useful to floss with.
Being a General is srs biznass, yo.
Amethyst: Mixing cement all day is sooooo rewarding! I love my job!
Sarinn: Tell a lie enough, and you believe it yourself, eh?
Rose: Don't worry, Lav, you'll find someone again fast.
Lavender: Yeah, I hope so.
Rose: Common, a chick as hot as you?
Lavender: I dunno, though, I think I need a break from guys.
Rose: You don't say? *evil grin*
Meanwhile, Amethyst decides to check up on what the Dark Side is like.
Amethyst: Hmmmm, Lav has a magical lock on this thing.
Sarinn: Can you break it?
Amethyst: Easy. Ummmm...
Sarinn: Maybe you should leave it alone.
Amethyst: Ah! I know!
Sarinn: I won't be held responsible for anything.
Amethyst: Clatto Verata N - ... Necktie? Neckturn? Nickle?
Amethyst: It's an "N" word. Definitely an "N" word.
Sarinn: I'm leaving.
Amethyst: Clatto Verata N- *coughs * You heard me say the words, right?
Amethyst: Ahhhh! But I said the words! I said them!
Sarinn: You didn't. You coughed the last one.
Amethyst: *pouts* Well, maybe I didn't say everyone exactly, but I still said them.
Rose: Come here.
*hugs Lav*
Rose: Stop worrying about that boy. I'll fix you up.
Rose: *confesses undying love for Lavender*
Ghost of Hun: Oh gods, my daughter's gay! *sobs*
Lavender: Yes! A new victim person in my life!
Lavender: Ok, sweety, I'll be yours. But I have some unfinished business with Sean first.
Rose: What are you planning?
Lavender: *whispers*
Lavender: So, yeah, me and Rose are kind of a thing now....
Amethyst: hmmm? Oh! Yeah, I figured. Good for you two, imo.
Lavender: What about you? You gonna get a guy soon?
Amethyst: I don't have time, Lav.
Lavender: Sure you do.
Amethyst: No, I don't. Mom just finished retiring, so we don't have as good of an income as before.
Lavender: So? We're fine.
Amethyst: Not really. And you won't work. Plus I have to get in study time for both school and our craft.
Next day...
Lavender: Make you a deal?
Amethyst: Let's hear it first.
Lavender: First job I find, I'll get. So I can help pay bills and stuff.
Amethyst: And in return?
Lavender: You call the matchmaker lady and find a guy.
Sarinn: Wait a sec!
Amethyst: Deal.
Amethyst: Ack!
Sarinn: Personally, I think she just wanted you to fix the PC, and this worked all in her favor.
Lavender stuck with her end of the deal and got the first job she could find.
Amethyst held up her end, too.
Matchmaker: So, what are you looking for?
Amethyst: A guy that's tall, dark and handsome! *swoons*
Matchmaker: One stereotype, coming up!
Matchmaker: Ohhh, and a two-bolter! I did well this time!
Sarinn: Good. Now be gone, wench!
Sarinn: Where are you going?
Amethyst: Can't talk, need to get to my bedroom.
Sarinn: Wait. What? You've barely talked to the dude!
ACR: Turning family sims into sluts for many years and still going strong!
Ouch.
Amethyst wasn't the only one ACR decided to mess with on me.
But with a face like this, who can blame me for not being mad?
Yeah, she's definitely getting into this legacy.
Amethyst: - and he was like "ehhh I had better" and left!
Lavender: Um. I told you to find a guy. Not fuck a guy.
Lav win.
Sean: Hey, baby. I figured you were still mad and we were done.
Lavender: Nah, how could I stay mad?
That's what you think.
Lavender: Fool! Did you really think I could fogive you?
Sean: Uhhhh...
Lavender: *cackles*
Sean: Ahhhhhhh! Getthemoff! Getthemoff!
Lavender: BTW, when a girl says "It's a good size", it's a nice way of saying it's small.
We'll end the update here.
With a pic of the roses that Sean gave Lav, despite all this.
The boy just doesn't get the hint.