This is my life.
Aunt: Do you know you have black nail polish on?
Me: Huh. I wonder how that got there.
Aunt: Why do you wear that?
Me: I was wearing gray the other day. Brown before that. I need to find my navy...
Aunt: Why don't you wear something normal like red or pink?
Me: I used to wear one called Mrs. O'Leary's BBQ. You're from Chicago, you should understand.
Aunt: :laughs:
Me: It was about the color of that cup. :points to coffee cup:
Aunt: You should wear that. Black is so trashy.
Me: Good thing you're not wearing it!
Trufax.
Me: Huh. I wonder how that got there.
Aunt: Why do you wear that?
Me: I was wearing gray the other day. Brown before that. I need to find my navy...
Aunt: Why don't you wear something normal like red or pink?
Me: I used to wear one called Mrs. O'Leary's BBQ. You're from Chicago, you should understand.
Aunt: :laughs:
Me: It was about the color of that cup. :points to coffee cup:
Aunt: You should wear that. Black is so trashy.
Me: Good thing you're not wearing it!
Trufax.