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I was bored so I decided to come up with some entertaining pick up lines.
use these at your own discretion people
guy: "you must have a pretty exspensive electric bill"
girl: "um why do say that?"
guy: "because someone as hot as you *must* have the AC on nonstop"
"hey baby, it seems as though I've lost my ATM card. Would you mind if i made a deposit in your bank of bootay instead?"
"hey sexy, how about we go play scrabble together. You can halp me put the 'com' into 'complete' "
guy: "hardon"
girl: "excuse me?! you fucking pervert get away from me!"
guy: "no no! I was just saying to myself I hope you wouldn't be hard on me. I was hoping to buy you a drink!"
"say, if you don't mind, I'm going to grab this seat next to you. It's okay if you feel uncomfortable, you can get back at me by sitting on my face later"
"My favorite team is which ever one makes the spread. What a coincidence, you're wearing that very team's colors tonight!"
"Do you know the difference between sin and shame? Well it's a sin to put it in, but a shame to take it out"
"Would you give up your arm for five million dollars? How about giving up your body to me for a night. Trust me it is worth more than you think"
"You look like someone who knows the local latin streets pretty well. What time does club tus las peirnas open?
use these at your own discretion people
guy: "you must have a pretty exspensive electric bill"
girl: "um why do say that?"
guy: "because someone as hot as you *must* have the AC on nonstop"
"hey baby, it seems as though I've lost my ATM card. Would you mind if i made a deposit in your bank of bootay instead?"
"hey sexy, how about we go play scrabble together. You can halp me put the 'com' into 'complete' "
guy: "hardon"
girl: "excuse me?! you fucking pervert get away from me!"
guy: "no no! I was just saying to myself I hope you wouldn't be hard on me. I was hoping to buy you a drink!"
"say, if you don't mind, I'm going to grab this seat next to you. It's okay if you feel uncomfortable, you can get back at me by sitting on my face later"
"My favorite team is which ever one makes the spread. What a coincidence, you're wearing that very team's colors tonight!"
"Do you know the difference between sin and shame? Well it's a sin to put it in, but a shame to take it out"
"Would you give up your arm for five million dollars? How about giving up your body to me for a night. Trust me it is worth more than you think"
"You look like someone who knows the local latin streets pretty well. What time does club tus las peirnas open?