A few open letters.

[sarcastro]

Dear State of Alaska:

We would like to cordially invite you to take back your fucking frigid temperatures.

Thank you.
The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania

Dear City of Chicago:

We would like to cordially invite you to take back your fucking velocitous winds.

Thank you.
The City of Pittsburgh

Dear Pennsylvania Drivers on PA-28:

While the brake pedal is a very useful tool in certain occasions, a very minimal amount of powder along the side of bone dry roads is not one of them. Please, consult a driver manual if you have any questions.

Thank you.
A Driver Trained in Michigan