I'm Suppposed To Love You
Title: I'm Suppposed To Love You
Author: sarcasticweathe
Ratings: Pg
Pairings: Phan (Phil/Dan)
Warnings: Mild swearing
POV: Third, Phil's
Summary: A week without Dan is worryingly similar to a Fall Out Boy song.
Disclaimer: Fake! I don't own either of these boys yet. And fall out boy own the song and its lyrics. But, I do own Katie and the words so.. :)
Author's Note: This is a song fic based on Fall out boy's G.I.N.A.S.F.S. My first Phanfic so yay!
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Day 1
Things aren't the same anymore
It's a lot more peaceful now. Phil doesn't have to share the kitchen. He doesn't get shouted at when he dies on Sonic (again), which for the record wasn't his fault, how was he supposed to know that an evil, speeding, satanic, crazed, psychotic wall of DOOM! could kill you? He can walk around his apartment completely naked now, not that he does, or want to, but he could. It's the principle.
Day 2
Some nights it gets so bad
Phil thought he could hear noises last night. If Dan was here.. no if Dan was here he'd make fun of him for being scared, and show him there really wasn't any monster or evil golden unicorn waiting to leap out and attack him because he forgot, okay couldn't be bothered, to floss before he went to bed. But then he'd laugh some more, and make him some hot chocolate, with marshmallows if he meows desperately enough. And then they'd both laugh.
Day 3
Lips pressed so close to mine, true blue
The day Katie, or baby blue eyes as he's considered calling her, due to her stunning sky blue eyes, moves in. The reason Dan moved out. He could have stayed, they'd be like one big, well smaller than average sized really, happy family. But Dan said they 'needed their space' and that he'd probably work better in a more 'learning friendly environment'. Phil doubts that, it doesn't matter where he is, Dan never works, but Katie agreed with him on the first point and she's studying medicine, so that's got to count for something.
Day 4
Almost pick up the phone
Katie doesn't complain when he sings Disney songs in the shower, she'll even join in if it's a good one, like Pocahontas, but not Pinocchio, never Pinocchio! She doesn't turn all psycho OCD when he leaves all the cupboard doors open in the kitchen, though he's developed a strange compulsion to shut all the doors, he's even taken to opening doors just to shut them again. And sure she doesn't know what Charmander evolves into or what that nose Pokémon is.. actually what is that nose Pokémon called? Dan would know. Maybe he should call Dan and ask him what it's called. But he's probably busy studying or going to really cool parties with lesbians and making out with lesbians and.. yeah Phil better not interrupt Dan and his stupid lesbians. Fucking lesbians. Dan would probably know where the Spyro disk is too. Lesbians.
Day 5
Walk through this house in your shoes
Katie found him walking around in Dan's shoes last night. The conversation went a bit like this:
"Phil? Oh thank God, I thought you were a burglar or a rapist or something"
'No just Dan's uncle’ is what he didn’t say
“I couldn’t sleep..”
“So I can see.. Are those.. Are those Dan’s shoes? ‘Cause when they say ‘walk in someone else’s shoes’ they
don’t mean literally”
I had to laugh at that awful joke. She’d get annoyed otherwise. Dan wouldn’t get annoyed.
“I’m scaring away golden, lesbian unicorns of wrath and malice” He said like it was the most obvious thing in the world, but in all honesty, what else could he be doing?
“In Dan’s shoes?”
“They’re only scared of Dan so I need to make them think I’m him.”
“Okay.. that makes.. well there’s definitely some logic in there but Phil.. is that the only reason?”
Day 6
Trace your shadows on the wall
The toys watch him suspiciously as he walks around Dan’s room, their unforgiving, unblinking stares silently accusing him of the horrendous crime of not being Dan. The weird amber lamp, with the old dead bugs ..thing, glows ominously. The room’s been abandoned for a week, it should be covered in dust and the floorboards should creek. The room should feel like the haunted nursery of the crazy, demonic child that wants to rip off your face and eat it while you’re sleeping, but instead it just feels like Dan’s popped out for a bit, not like he’s left the world of fun and guitar hero.. and Phil.. for lesbians, what’s so great about lesbians anyway? That’s what Phil wants to know.
Day 7
It’s a strange way of saying
Katie left. She didn’t say anything. Not even goodbye. She just left a note.
‘I love you Phil, I want you to know that. I love you and this is why I’m leaving, I can’t stay and see you unhappy, it’s not fair on either of us. So Phil ‘trade baby blues for wide eyed browns.’ And don’t forget me, or hate me, please.
Yours forever, Katie.
Phil was never more certain of what he had to do in his life. Google that line. Then call Dan and tell him to get the fuck away from those lesbians. He’ll know what he means.
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Don't ask about the weird indenting, life's being a bitch to me. Possibly karma for sounding so anti-lesbian (I'm honestly not).