Life Update
- Skippy has recovered nicely from his transplant.
- My parents are nuts.
- My brother is equally nuts.
- My brother takes the LSAT Saturday. Please direct all positive thoughts and well-wishes his way.
- Neurons are fucking cool, man.
- Started page 2 on Corny - I love those blues.
- Have used the excuse "I'm a college student" approximately 420,001 times now.
- Learned excuse does not work on professors.
- Learned excuse does work on parents.
- Learned excuse does not apply when date in question does not fall within class date range.
- Learned I did not care about piddly things like dates and stuff. Cause I'm a college student.
- Have used the excuse "I'm a college student" approximately 420,002 times now.
- Neurons are fucking cool, man.
- Discovered PA = IQ+CS/Vs where PA=Pixie Appeal, IQ=intelligence quotient, CS=common sense and Vs=size of vehicle on a scale of 1-100, 100 being somewhere around Air Force One and 1 being a Smart Car ...
- Discovered previous formula had a fault. Did not take sex appeal into account. Redefined formula PA = HQ(IQ+CS) / Vs where HQ = hawtness quotient.
- My fandom has a first name, it's H-A-R-R-Y, my fandom has a second name, it's P-O-T-T-E-R. Oh, I love to read it every day, and if you ask me why, I'll saaaaaaaaaaaaaay....cause Harry Potter has a way with W-A-N-K-A-G-E.
- Discovered (sadly) am not perfect. Found second fault in formula. Published 3rd edition of book to correct, required all schools to use new edition. New formula: PA = (HQ(IQ+CS)/Vs)((V^SA)A) where V=Voice, SA= degree of singing ability, and A=Accent.
- Neurons are fucking cool, man.
- You ever see a tree where they spliced four trees and grew them together, so it unites and forms 1 trunk w/ four legs? Welcome to HP/SG crossover fic. Where fandoms unite in an often ugly display of curiously addictive plot twists and gaping holes and faults in the space-time continuum. I can't help it. It's like aspartame...addictive and too much damned fun and sure to kill me one day. The plants are moving, man.
- Noticed list-repetition. Panicked. Filed for human brain study. Discovered addiction to diet pepsi has created sentient neurons who wished to be exaulted for their physiological supremacy. Upon questioning, they replied the Sodium made them do it. Fucking depolarization.
- Am far too bored with too much to do.
- My parents are nuts.
- My brother is equally nuts.
- My brother takes the LSAT Saturday. Please direct all positive thoughts and well-wishes his way.
- Neurons are fucking cool, man.
- Started page 2 on Corny - I love those blues.
- Have used the excuse "I'm a college student" approximately 420,001 times now.
- Learned excuse does not work on professors.
- Learned excuse does work on parents.
- Learned excuse does not apply when date in question does not fall within class date range.
- Learned I did not care about piddly things like dates and stuff. Cause I'm a college student.
- Have used the excuse "I'm a college student" approximately 420,002 times now.
- Neurons are fucking cool, man.
- Discovered PA = IQ+CS/Vs where PA=Pixie Appeal, IQ=intelligence quotient, CS=common sense and Vs=size of vehicle on a scale of 1-100, 100 being somewhere around Air Force One and 1 being a Smart Car ...
- Discovered previous formula had a fault. Did not take sex appeal into account. Redefined formula PA = HQ(IQ+CS) / Vs where HQ = hawtness quotient.
- My fandom has a first name, it's H-A-R-R-Y, my fandom has a second name, it's P-O-T-T-E-R. Oh, I love to read it every day, and if you ask me why, I'll saaaaaaaaaaaaaay....cause Harry Potter has a way with W-A-N-K-A-G-E.
- Discovered (sadly) am not perfect. Found second fault in formula. Published 3rd edition of book to correct, required all schools to use new edition. New formula: PA = (HQ(IQ+CS)/Vs)((V^SA)A) where V=Voice, SA= degree of singing ability, and A=Accent.
- Neurons are fucking cool, man.
- You ever see a tree where they spliced four trees and grew them together, so it unites and forms 1 trunk w/ four legs? Welcome to HP/SG crossover fic. Where fandoms unite in an often ugly display of curiously addictive plot twists and gaping holes and faults in the space-time continuum. I can't help it. It's like aspartame...addictive and too much damned fun and sure to kill me one day. The plants are moving, man.
- Noticed list-repetition. Panicked. Filed for human brain study. Discovered addiction to diet pepsi has created sentient neurons who wished to be exaulted for their physiological supremacy. Upon questioning, they replied the Sodium made them do it. Fucking depolarization.
- Am far too bored with too much to do.