The Vacation They Never Wanted 1/2
Title: The Vacation They Never Wanted 1/2
Pairing: Haehyuk,
Side Pairings: Hanchul, Kangteuk, Kyumin, Yewook
Rating: PG-13 > R
Summary: It's about time Super Junior got a vacation but it's not exactly the type of vacation they'd imagine oh far from it.
It’s 11pm at night and the lights open to a empty dorm. Eunhyuk heaves a sigh of relief as he walks inside, followed by the other members as they all walk in tiredly and yawning. The said empty dorm becomes filled with the lazy members as they tried to walk to their bedroom but fail to do so as some of them dropped to the ground and laid there, finding the cold hard floors awfully comfortable. To put it in general terms, everyone was fucking tired as hell and no one cared about anything that didn’t have to do with sleep.
Eunhyuk barely reaches the couch in the living room before collapsing right then and there. To his luck, he didn’t fall on the hard cold floor like the others, but rather on something soft and warm, he wasn’t complaining. His head snuggles into it and his stiffed body relaxes, with that he closes his eyes, but merely only for a few seconds before they opened again.
“Awww Hyukkie get off meeeee~.” He hears a voice coming from beneath him and realizes that the soft and warm thing is none other than his boyfriend, Lee Donghae. Knowing that, Eunhyuk tiredly scoffs at him and doesn’t move an inch, not just because he doesn’t want to, but he couldn’t. He was way too tired to move, more or less talk, so he closes his eye again, ignoring his boyfriend’s plead.
“Hyukkie I’m going to dieeee~.” He could care less.
“Pleeeeeaseeee get off meeee~.” Not like he could.
“Damnit Hyukjae get off!!!” Yawn.
Donghae just about had enough of Eunhyuk ignoring him and slowly rises from the cold hard floor, with a tired Eunhyuk still lying on his back. He’s strong, yes, but mind you he was super tired like the others. His strength is only limited and he barely succeeds in pushing Eunhyuk onto the couch before he collapses back onto the ground. A slight sigh of relief escapes his lips as he feels light yet again, not caring that the ground was hard and cold.
Wait just a darn minute.
His eyes shot open, he raises his head up to the couch and sees Eunhyuk smiling comfortably on the couch with his eyes closed. Donghae was definitely annoyed by this matter, but he was at fault too, for he was stupid enough to let Eunhyuk sleep on the comfortable couch rather than him, though he wouldn’t admit to that. He blames his current state of tiredness and quickly crawls onto the couch with Eunhyuk.
Due to the limited space on the couch, he lays on top of the said male, hugging his waist and laying his head on his chest.
“Damnit Hae get off.” Eunhyuk wriggles underneath his grasp but only for a second or two before giving up lazily.
“Noooo~. Your so soft and cozy babe.” Donghae snuggles his head deeper into Eunhyuk’s chest and breathes in his scent. Strawberry vanilla mixed with sweat. The male has been working too hard for his own health. Donghae worries for his lover, he notices that lately, Eunhyuk doesn’t eat as much anymore. A few strawberry milk cartons here and there and possibly one or at most, two meals a day. Also behind Eunhyuk’s heavy makeup, Donghae could see those very dark eye bags from afar. It was breaking his heart to see his poor lover suffer like this.
Donghae looks up at Eunhyuk’s sleeping face. Like a angel, so gentle and cute. His lips are slightly parted and Donghae hears soft snores from the sleeping male. How could someone be so tired yet so beautiful at the same time?
“Hyukkie…” Donghae whispers softly at the sleeping male.
“Since we have the next two days off we should go somewhere…” He continues to whisper.
“Like a vacation house right off the beach. Just the two of us together.” Donghae smiles at the thought of them two relaxing peacefully on a hammock that’s tied to two nice shady palm trees as they listen to the calming sounds of waves from the beach roll upon shore. Oh the thought of it just made Donghae’s inside all warm and relaxed. He decided to talk to their manager about arranging such a trip in the morning. For now, Donghae’s eyelid slowly falls as he smiled happily, ready to have dreams about his vacation with Eunhyuk.
“Oh my god Hae your so right!!!!” Donghae’s eyes shot back open, once again at the sudden voice that sounded awfully close to him. He quickly lifts his head up, fully alert and to his surprise he sees a male standing right before the couch he was on.
“L-leeteuk hyung?”
Donghae uses one of his hand to wipe his eyes, clearing his semi blurry vision and looking up to his hyung who had a big grin on his face.
“We should go to a vacation house together!!! All of us…as in Me, Kangin, Heechul, Hankyung, Sungmin, Siwo-”
“Yah wait a minute hyung I-I meant for it just to be with me and Eunhyuk only.”
“Kyuhyun, Shindong, Yesung, and Ryeowook!!!” Donghae pouts as the latter merely disregarded his sentence. Plus wasn’t Leeteuk on the ground next to Kangin in the kitchen earlier!? What was he doing here sounding as if he has all the energy to be up and awake at this time?!
“Hyuuuung~.”
“I’d ask Kibum to come but he’s probably busy with his schedules. Tsk too bad for him he’s going to miss out!” Leeteuk pouts a bit as he turns away from the couch. His dear Kibum doesn’t hang out with them as much anymore and it breaks his heart to know one of his children has practically abandon him. Yes, Leeteuk refers to the young members, besides Kangin, as his children. It was his motherly instincts and the other members didn’t complain so much about it.
“Hyung! I was planning on going only with Eunhyuk!!!” Donghae glared at the eldest male who was ignoring him as he smiles and looks around the room at the sleepy members.
Hell no did Donghae want to go on a vacation with the other members tagging along! The problems that’ll occur and the lack of eunhae time he’ll get. He needed to stop Leeteuk from doing that.
Donghae quickly got up from the couch and stood in front of the elder man and gave him the most serious look he could do in his tired state. Leeteuk blinks confusingly back at him.
“Look hyung, about the vacation house, only me and Eunhyuk are going.”
“Yah and so are the others.”
Donghae’s eyebrow twitched as he tries to calm himself down by taking deep breaths. Patients he tells himself.
“No hyung. No others. Just ME and EUNHYUK to a VACATION HOUSE. Do you understand?” Donghae nods his head slowly waiting for the elder’s reaction and seeing if he understood what he said. Damnit and to think Leeteuk was the eldest. Leeteuk blinked at him again.
“Did someone say vacation house?” A voice from the far corner of the wall came about as the owner to the voice stood up, a bit excitedly. Donghae quickly turned to the awoken member and shakes his head furiously. Oh shit.
“Yes Sungminnie! We’re all going to a vacation house tomorrow!!!”
The now awaken member claps excitedly as he runs to hug Leeteuk with a gleeful smile.
“Wahhh you’re the best Leeteuk hyung! Thank you!!!”
“Oh don’t thank me it was all Donghae’s idea!”
“What!? But I-….I said only me and Eunhyuk are going!!!!”
Donghae is now furiously shaking his arms wildly in the air trying to catch the attention of the two males hugging each other. What the hell, it’s as if Donghae’s voice was on mute and no one could hear his complaints. The two male hugging ignored Donghae and were in their own little conversation about things they would do at the vacation house.
“Leeteuk hyung! Sungmin hyung!! Please you’ve got the wrong idea!!!”
Donghae continues to cry out as he tries to break the hug between the two. His hand tries to pry off Sungmin from Leeteuk but it was no use. It was as if they were glued together by super glue. Donghae gives a strong pull but fails and ends up on the floor groaning at the pain his bottom felt. As if anything could get worst.
“I shall prepare my special beijing rice for the trip?”
“Oh Hankyung that would be nice!”
“That settles it then! Ryeowook come help me in the kitchen!”
“Okay hyung! Coming~”
“I think I should bring my turtle.”
“Don’t even think about it Yesung. I don’t want some reptile crawling near me during the trip.”
“Heechul stop being mean to my turtle! Then you can’t bring your cat!”
“Oh please don’t bring any animals at all! Both of you just bring your starcraft skills and laptop!”
“I’m bringing my bible!”
“Such inconvenient things…I’m bringing my cow suit!”
“Kangin how the hell is that convenient!?”
“I’m going to go watch Hankyung hyung cook.”
“Shindong you pig don’t eat it!”
Donghae didn’t even bother to get up and face palmed himself. Everyone that was practically dead on the ground a few minutes ago, are now roaming around the place and talking to each other wide awake, except Donghae who apparently everyone is ignoring, and Eunhyuk who’s still sleeping soundly on the couch through the commotion. Fuck my life fuck my life fuck my life was all that was running through Donghae’s head. The perfect vacation dream he had pictured in his head, trampled by his fellow members.
“Yah Donghae stop laying there doing nothing and help us get ready for tomorrow!!”
Oh now they don’t ignore him.
-- --
The Next Day
“Fuck….my life.” Donghae mumbled under his breath as slumps into his seat in the van and watch as the other members find their seats as well.
“Yah yah yah!!! Move I want the window seat!!”
“No I want it!”
“No me!”
“Me!”
“ME!”
MEEE!!”
“Ughhhh SUNGMIN AND HEECHUL SHUT UP!!!”
Not even a minute sitting in his seat and Donghae already explodes at his hyungs. He gives them a deadly glare as the two males stood in utter shock at their dongsaeng. Everyone else froze from their spot and stared at Donghae as well, one in particular had his eyes widen.
“Is that any way to speak to your hyung huh kid!?” Heechul snaps back and glares back with an even deadlier look which scared the other members as they quickly sat down to an appropriate seat, away from him. Donghae is also effected but silently gulps, trying his best to hide his nervousness. He knew his limits to piss his hyungs off, and he knew at that time, it was best to just sit down and behave.
“S-so-sorry hyung. It’s just that there is more than one seat in the van with windows.” Donghae quickly sat back down and pouted to the male sitting next to him, his lover. Eunhyuk gave a weak smile and patted his arm assuring him that everything will be okay. Donghae sighs, at least he had Eunhyuk with him right now.
“Oh yes Donghae your certainly right.” Heechul’s voice was calm and nice, but the noticeable smirk on his face says other wise. Plus he just admitted to Donghae being right which is never right because Heechul always proves himself right, no matter how wrong he is. Yes, he’s that stubborn and evil. He quickly walked over to Eunhyuk and Donghae and displayed his smirk before them in a narcissistic manner.
“I’ll be a nice hyung and let Sungmin take the window seat over there.” He continues and Sungmin squeals gleefully and literally jumps into the free window seat behind Donghae like a bunny.
“Now Donghae get out of your seat.”
“Wh-what!?!”
“I’m taking your seat.”
“Wha-t!?! NO!”
“I want a window seat now so get off!!!”
“B-but…”
“Uhh Hae just do what he says so we can go already.”
Donghae looked into his boyfriend’s eyes and saw that cute pleading look. Oh how could he resist such a beauty, but what broke his heart was the fact that his boyfriend was pleading him to get out of his seat. Fuck there was no way out of this. Aside from his boyfriend’s very effective plead, the demon Heechul was very much like a diva. Whatever he wants, he’ll get and he wants his seat. Donghae groans in frustration. He needs to have a very long talk with Hankyung about trying to tie that stupid diva down for a change. He hesitantly gets out of his seat and roughly brushes his shoulder against Heechul as he goes to sit next to Siwon.
Heechul laughs his evil laugh before sitting down as well.
-- --
An hour passes and Donghae has the urge to kill everyone in the van, except for his lovely boyfriend of course. The van was loud and rowdy as hell.
Yesung and Kangin were yelling at each other about how cows were dumb and turtles pwn the whole animal kingdom and vise versa, depending on who started yelling.
Sungmin’s pointing out the window and blabbering out all the things he sees to his boyfriend, Kyuhyun, who has his earphones on ignoring the hyperactive pink bunny male and played on his psp, nodding his head at times to pretend that he was listening to Sungmin.
Hankyung was telling a chinese story to no one in particular, but it seems to be Shindong who was really listening to the foreign male as he munched loudly on a bag of chips and laughing at appropriate times.
Leeteuk and Ryeowook were flying paper airplanes around the van. Oh and not just a simple airplane, but those crazy really detailed paper airplanes. Strange enough, Ryeowook and Leeteuk would be the last two you’d think to do such childish things, but I guess it runs in the Suju family to be immature. The paper airplanes that looked very much like a 3D helicopters and rocket ships flew everywhere in the van and sometimes they’d poked Donghae in the eye not once, not twice, but twenty times.
Then, the devil of them all, Heechul, who was laughing and talking with Eunhyuk, occasionally doing some sort of physical contact with him, which very much made Donghae growl with jealousy. Aside from the yelling, nonsense talk, and paper poking his eyes out, he must admit it didn’t anger him as much compared to Heechul merely placing his arm on Eunhyuk’s shoulders. It was torture and all Donghae wanted to do was get up from his stupid seat and go over to Heechul and beat the crap out of him.
Patients Lee Donghae…just a few more hours…
“Donghae you seem tense. What’s wrong? Aren’t you excited were going to a vacation house!”
Donghae turned his head to see a cheerful smile upon the tall and muscular male who sat next to him. He was glowing a very bright silvery light around him as if he were some angel or something, but the thing is his window shades were closed so there was no logical way for light to shine upon him like that.
Donghae shook his head along with the thought that Siwon was sort of maybe magical in a way and decided not press on the matter any longer.
“I would’ve been more excited if it was just me and Eunhyuk alone, going to the vacation house.” Donghae confessed as let out a sigh. Life was just not fair sometimes.
“Yah I know I’m quite excited too! Me and Shindong hyung are going to go on an adventure around the town there!”
Donghae’s eyebrow twitched. Seriously when it came to his complaints does no one hear a damn word he says? He decides to shrug it off since Siwon was indeed a kind hearted person and he didn’t really have much problems with him. In fact, he’s the only person in Super Junior he’d never argue with. He blames the fact that Siwon is just a holy person and shouldn’t be messed with.
He began ignoring more of Siwon’s plans upon arrival and looked two rows down and watched Eunhyuk laughing along with Heechul. He clenched his fist seeing his boyfriend enjoy time apart from him and with another person. Was he not important to Eunhyuk anymore?
He continued to watch the two males laugh comfortably with each other, mostly focusing on Eunhyuk, and completely missing the quick glance he got from Heechul.
“I wish they didn’t go on intimate note together and were still awkward.” Donghae grumbled to himself as Heechul smirked and stood up from his seat.
Confused, Donghae lifted a brow and continued to watch as he pulls Eunhyuk up with him.
“Yah Sungmin! Hyukjae here doesn’t believe I’m a great kisser!” Heechul yells, loud enough for everyone in the van to hear, but since some of the members were too engrossed in their own personal discussion or paper, only Donghae and Sungmin were the only ones that heard.
Sungmin quickly stops his random blabbering from looking out the window and turns to Kyuhyun with a bright blush clearly on his face.
“Pft sorry to break it to yah hyung but clearly I’m the better kisser.” The young maknae replies without even looking away from his psp in hand and removing the earphones in his ears. Sungmin blushes even more, Eunhyuk smiles, and Heechul scoffs.
“Oh? Is that a challenge Kyuhyun?” Heechul smirks once again as he eyes glint towards the maknae, who in return looked back with a similar smirk on his face. Sungmin and Eunhyuk froze in place as they stared at the two male smirking very widely at each other, as if they were communicating through their smirks.
Donghae two seats back, is also witnessing this and feels like something bad is going to happen. When you’ve got two of the most evilest members (in his opinion) in the group smirking together, Donghae knows something is up.
Heechul makes the first move and wraps one arm around Eunhyuk’s shoulders and leans his face towards him.
“How about we let Hyukjae here be the judge hm?”
He laughs and leans in even closer to Eunhyuk making the dancer squirm a bit. Kyuhyun laughs too and quickly turns his head back to see a male, all red. As expected.
Donghae didn’t care anymore. Fuck patients Heechul was too close to his Eunhyuk and that smirk that Kyuhyun was giving him was just too much.
And before everyone’s eyes, everything happened at once.
“OH MY FUCKING GAWD SOMEONE GET THIS FISH DEMON OFF ME!!”
“HAHAHA SUNGMIN GET THE CAMERA THIS IS CLASSIC!!!”
“KYUHYUN OMG!! WE HAVE TO HELP HEECHUL!!”
“NO WAY LET HANKYUNG DO IT! IT’S HIS PROBLEM!”
“WHAT!? MY CHULLIE’S IN TROUBLE!? OMO LEE DONGHAI GET OFF MY CHULLIE AH!!!”
“COWS ARE BIGGER THAN TURTLES THEREFORE PWN ALL ANIMALS!!!!”
“HAE BABE PLEASE STOP!!!!!!!! OW MY EYE!!!!”
“THAT WAS LEETEUK HYUNG!!!!!”
-- --
“Mother fucking son of a dumbfucking shit bitch fucking-”
“Okay Heechul that’s enough!”
“It’s stupid Dongfuckinghae’s fault!!” Heechul growls as he holds a ice pack over his left eye and glares at the younger male sitting across him with his other eye.
“Fuck you hyung! You were trying to kiss my Eunhyuk!!”
The ‘fight’ finally ended once Kangin finally stopped his arguing with Yesung and noticed Leeteuk’s hair getting pulled by Heechul. Immediately after, Leeteuk gave a two hour lecture to everyone on the van on how violence is never the answer to which Kangin and Kyuhyun fell asleep five minutes into it. Havoc and chaotic it was, but even if they did stop fighting, they never stopped arguing with each other.
Now here they were, Heechul and Donghae being held back by their lovers and everyone else returning back to their original activities.
“Oh please I have my Hannie for that!”
“Then what the hell was up with MY Hyukkie being a judge!?!”
“Are you fucking retarded!?” Heechul pauses then scoffs at his own question. “Well you stupid fish I wasn’t going to kiss your anchovy lover he was simply just going to judge by observation!!!!”
“. . .”
“Hae just don’t do that again.” Eunhyuk sighs as he caresses Donghae’s cheeks lightly and gives him a concerned look. Seriously, his boyfriend was overly protective sometimes.
“Are you siding with that diva demon!! I was at wrong here!!”
On second thought, he was always over protective.
“Hae you know it’s not like that.”
“Everything is my fault with you all!! I’m just protecting you from that diva demon and yet you think he‘s the innocent one!!!?”
“Stop calling me a fucking demon you demon!”
“Everyone look we‘re here!!!” Leeteuk yelled excitedly as he pointed out his window, trying to distract his fellow members. Seriously, the arguing was getting to his nerves. Luckily, everyone stopped what they were doing and looked out the window and stared at the very large mansion like building before them.
Heechul shrieked.
“IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE!? THAT ISN‘T A VACATION HOUSE, THAT‘S A-A-AAA-”
“Haunted House.” Donghae’s eyes widen in shock and confusion. Seriously can anything else go wrong?!
Pairing: Haehyuk,
Side Pairings: Hanchul, Kangteuk, Kyumin, Yewook
Rating: PG-13 > R
Summary: It's about time Super Junior got a vacation but it's not exactly the type of vacation they'd imagine oh far from it.
It’s 11pm at night and the lights open to a empty dorm. Eunhyuk heaves a sigh of relief as he walks inside, followed by the other members as they all walk in tiredly and yawning. The said empty dorm becomes filled with the lazy members as they tried to walk to their bedroom but fail to do so as some of them dropped to the ground and laid there, finding the cold hard floors awfully comfortable. To put it in general terms, everyone was fucking tired as hell and no one cared about anything that didn’t have to do with sleep.
Eunhyuk barely reaches the couch in the living room before collapsing right then and there. To his luck, he didn’t fall on the hard cold floor like the others, but rather on something soft and warm, he wasn’t complaining. His head snuggles into it and his stiffed body relaxes, with that he closes his eyes, but merely only for a few seconds before they opened again.
“Awww Hyukkie get off meeeee~.” He hears a voice coming from beneath him and realizes that the soft and warm thing is none other than his boyfriend, Lee Donghae. Knowing that, Eunhyuk tiredly scoffs at him and doesn’t move an inch, not just because he doesn’t want to, but he couldn’t. He was way too tired to move, more or less talk, so he closes his eye again, ignoring his boyfriend’s plead.
“Hyukkie I’m going to dieeee~.” He could care less.
“Pleeeeeaseeee get off meeee~.” Not like he could.
“Damnit Hyukjae get off!!!” Yawn.
Donghae just about had enough of Eunhyuk ignoring him and slowly rises from the cold hard floor, with a tired Eunhyuk still lying on his back. He’s strong, yes, but mind you he was super tired like the others. His strength is only limited and he barely succeeds in pushing Eunhyuk onto the couch before he collapses back onto the ground. A slight sigh of relief escapes his lips as he feels light yet again, not caring that the ground was hard and cold.
Wait just a darn minute.
His eyes shot open, he raises his head up to the couch and sees Eunhyuk smiling comfortably on the couch with his eyes closed. Donghae was definitely annoyed by this matter, but he was at fault too, for he was stupid enough to let Eunhyuk sleep on the comfortable couch rather than him, though he wouldn’t admit to that. He blames his current state of tiredness and quickly crawls onto the couch with Eunhyuk.
Due to the limited space on the couch, he lays on top of the said male, hugging his waist and laying his head on his chest.
“Damnit Hae get off.” Eunhyuk wriggles underneath his grasp but only for a second or two before giving up lazily.
“Noooo~. Your so soft and cozy babe.” Donghae snuggles his head deeper into Eunhyuk’s chest and breathes in his scent. Strawberry vanilla mixed with sweat. The male has been working too hard for his own health. Donghae worries for his lover, he notices that lately, Eunhyuk doesn’t eat as much anymore. A few strawberry milk cartons here and there and possibly one or at most, two meals a day. Also behind Eunhyuk’s heavy makeup, Donghae could see those very dark eye bags from afar. It was breaking his heart to see his poor lover suffer like this.
Donghae looks up at Eunhyuk’s sleeping face. Like a angel, so gentle and cute. His lips are slightly parted and Donghae hears soft snores from the sleeping male. How could someone be so tired yet so beautiful at the same time?
“Hyukkie…” Donghae whispers softly at the sleeping male.
“Since we have the next two days off we should go somewhere…” He continues to whisper.
“Like a vacation house right off the beach. Just the two of us together.” Donghae smiles at the thought of them two relaxing peacefully on a hammock that’s tied to two nice shady palm trees as they listen to the calming sounds of waves from the beach roll upon shore. Oh the thought of it just made Donghae’s inside all warm and relaxed. He decided to talk to their manager about arranging such a trip in the morning. For now, Donghae’s eyelid slowly falls as he smiled happily, ready to have dreams about his vacation with Eunhyuk.
“Oh my god Hae your so right!!!!” Donghae’s eyes shot back open, once again at the sudden voice that sounded awfully close to him. He quickly lifts his head up, fully alert and to his surprise he sees a male standing right before the couch he was on.
“L-leeteuk hyung?”
Donghae uses one of his hand to wipe his eyes, clearing his semi blurry vision and looking up to his hyung who had a big grin on his face.
“We should go to a vacation house together!!! All of us…as in Me, Kangin, Heechul, Hankyung, Sungmin, Siwo-”
“Yah wait a minute hyung I-I meant for it just to be with me and Eunhyuk only.”
“Kyuhyun, Shindong, Yesung, and Ryeowook!!!” Donghae pouts as the latter merely disregarded his sentence. Plus wasn’t Leeteuk on the ground next to Kangin in the kitchen earlier!? What was he doing here sounding as if he has all the energy to be up and awake at this time?!
“Hyuuuung~.”
“I’d ask Kibum to come but he’s probably busy with his schedules. Tsk too bad for him he’s going to miss out!” Leeteuk pouts a bit as he turns away from the couch. His dear Kibum doesn’t hang out with them as much anymore and it breaks his heart to know one of his children has practically abandon him. Yes, Leeteuk refers to the young members, besides Kangin, as his children. It was his motherly instincts and the other members didn’t complain so much about it.
“Hyung! I was planning on going only with Eunhyuk!!!” Donghae glared at the eldest male who was ignoring him as he smiles and looks around the room at the sleepy members.
Hell no did Donghae want to go on a vacation with the other members tagging along! The problems that’ll occur and the lack of eunhae time he’ll get. He needed to stop Leeteuk from doing that.
Donghae quickly got up from the couch and stood in front of the elder man and gave him the most serious look he could do in his tired state. Leeteuk blinks confusingly back at him.
“Look hyung, about the vacation house, only me and Eunhyuk are going.”
“Yah and so are the others.”
Donghae’s eyebrow twitched as he tries to calm himself down by taking deep breaths. Patients he tells himself.
“No hyung. No others. Just ME and EUNHYUK to a VACATION HOUSE. Do you understand?” Donghae nods his head slowly waiting for the elder’s reaction and seeing if he understood what he said. Damnit and to think Leeteuk was the eldest. Leeteuk blinked at him again.
“Did someone say vacation house?” A voice from the far corner of the wall came about as the owner to the voice stood up, a bit excitedly. Donghae quickly turned to the awoken member and shakes his head furiously. Oh shit.
“Yes Sungminnie! We’re all going to a vacation house tomorrow!!!”
The now awaken member claps excitedly as he runs to hug Leeteuk with a gleeful smile.
“Wahhh you’re the best Leeteuk hyung! Thank you!!!”
“Oh don’t thank me it was all Donghae’s idea!”
“What!? But I-….I said only me and Eunhyuk are going!!!!”
Donghae is now furiously shaking his arms wildly in the air trying to catch the attention of the two males hugging each other. What the hell, it’s as if Donghae’s voice was on mute and no one could hear his complaints. The two male hugging ignored Donghae and were in their own little conversation about things they would do at the vacation house.
“Leeteuk hyung! Sungmin hyung!! Please you’ve got the wrong idea!!!”
Donghae continues to cry out as he tries to break the hug between the two. His hand tries to pry off Sungmin from Leeteuk but it was no use. It was as if they were glued together by super glue. Donghae gives a strong pull but fails and ends up on the floor groaning at the pain his bottom felt. As if anything could get worst.
“I shall prepare my special beijing rice for the trip?”
“Oh Hankyung that would be nice!”
“That settles it then! Ryeowook come help me in the kitchen!”
“Okay hyung! Coming~”
“I think I should bring my turtle.”
“Don’t even think about it Yesung. I don’t want some reptile crawling near me during the trip.”
“Heechul stop being mean to my turtle! Then you can’t bring your cat!”
“Oh please don’t bring any animals at all! Both of you just bring your starcraft skills and laptop!”
“I’m bringing my bible!”
“Such inconvenient things…I’m bringing my cow suit!”
“Kangin how the hell is that convenient!?”
“I’m going to go watch Hankyung hyung cook.”
“Shindong you pig don’t eat it!”
Donghae didn’t even bother to get up and face palmed himself. Everyone that was practically dead on the ground a few minutes ago, are now roaming around the place and talking to each other wide awake, except Donghae who apparently everyone is ignoring, and Eunhyuk who’s still sleeping soundly on the couch through the commotion. Fuck my life fuck my life fuck my life was all that was running through Donghae’s head. The perfect vacation dream he had pictured in his head, trampled by his fellow members.
“Yah Donghae stop laying there doing nothing and help us get ready for tomorrow!!”
Oh now they don’t ignore him.
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The Next Day
“Fuck….my life.” Donghae mumbled under his breath as slumps into his seat in the van and watch as the other members find their seats as well.
“Yah yah yah!!! Move I want the window seat!!”
“No I want it!”
“No me!”
“Me!”
“ME!”
MEEE!!”
“Ughhhh SUNGMIN AND HEECHUL SHUT UP!!!”
Not even a minute sitting in his seat and Donghae already explodes at his hyungs. He gives them a deadly glare as the two males stood in utter shock at their dongsaeng. Everyone else froze from their spot and stared at Donghae as well, one in particular had his eyes widen.
“Is that any way to speak to your hyung huh kid!?” Heechul snaps back and glares back with an even deadlier look which scared the other members as they quickly sat down to an appropriate seat, away from him. Donghae is also effected but silently gulps, trying his best to hide his nervousness. He knew his limits to piss his hyungs off, and he knew at that time, it was best to just sit down and behave.
“S-so-sorry hyung. It’s just that there is more than one seat in the van with windows.” Donghae quickly sat back down and pouted to the male sitting next to him, his lover. Eunhyuk gave a weak smile and patted his arm assuring him that everything will be okay. Donghae sighs, at least he had Eunhyuk with him right now.
“Oh yes Donghae your certainly right.” Heechul’s voice was calm and nice, but the noticeable smirk on his face says other wise. Plus he just admitted to Donghae being right which is never right because Heechul always proves himself right, no matter how wrong he is. Yes, he’s that stubborn and evil. He quickly walked over to Eunhyuk and Donghae and displayed his smirk before them in a narcissistic manner.
“I’ll be a nice hyung and let Sungmin take the window seat over there.” He continues and Sungmin squeals gleefully and literally jumps into the free window seat behind Donghae like a bunny.
“Now Donghae get out of your seat.”
“Wh-what!?!”
“I’m taking your seat.”
“Wha-t!?! NO!”
“I want a window seat now so get off!!!”
“B-but…”
“Uhh Hae just do what he says so we can go already.”
Donghae looked into his boyfriend’s eyes and saw that cute pleading look. Oh how could he resist such a beauty, but what broke his heart was the fact that his boyfriend was pleading him to get out of his seat. Fuck there was no way out of this. Aside from his boyfriend’s very effective plead, the demon Heechul was very much like a diva. Whatever he wants, he’ll get and he wants his seat. Donghae groans in frustration. He needs to have a very long talk with Hankyung about trying to tie that stupid diva down for a change. He hesitantly gets out of his seat and roughly brushes his shoulder against Heechul as he goes to sit next to Siwon.
Heechul laughs his evil laugh before sitting down as well.
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An hour passes and Donghae has the urge to kill everyone in the van, except for his lovely boyfriend of course. The van was loud and rowdy as hell.
Yesung and Kangin were yelling at each other about how cows were dumb and turtles pwn the whole animal kingdom and vise versa, depending on who started yelling.
Sungmin’s pointing out the window and blabbering out all the things he sees to his boyfriend, Kyuhyun, who has his earphones on ignoring the hyperactive pink bunny male and played on his psp, nodding his head at times to pretend that he was listening to Sungmin.
Hankyung was telling a chinese story to no one in particular, but it seems to be Shindong who was really listening to the foreign male as he munched loudly on a bag of chips and laughing at appropriate times.
Leeteuk and Ryeowook were flying paper airplanes around the van. Oh and not just a simple airplane, but those crazy really detailed paper airplanes. Strange enough, Ryeowook and Leeteuk would be the last two you’d think to do such childish things, but I guess it runs in the Suju family to be immature. The paper airplanes that looked very much like a 3D helicopters and rocket ships flew everywhere in the van and sometimes they’d poked Donghae in the eye not once, not twice, but twenty times.
Then, the devil of them all, Heechul, who was laughing and talking with Eunhyuk, occasionally doing some sort of physical contact with him, which very much made Donghae growl with jealousy. Aside from the yelling, nonsense talk, and paper poking his eyes out, he must admit it didn’t anger him as much compared to Heechul merely placing his arm on Eunhyuk’s shoulders. It was torture and all Donghae wanted to do was get up from his stupid seat and go over to Heechul and beat the crap out of him.
Patients Lee Donghae…just a few more hours…
“Donghae you seem tense. What’s wrong? Aren’t you excited were going to a vacation house!”
Donghae turned his head to see a cheerful smile upon the tall and muscular male who sat next to him. He was glowing a very bright silvery light around him as if he were some angel or something, but the thing is his window shades were closed so there was no logical way for light to shine upon him like that.
Donghae shook his head along with the thought that Siwon was sort of maybe magical in a way and decided not press on the matter any longer.
“I would’ve been more excited if it was just me and Eunhyuk alone, going to the vacation house.” Donghae confessed as let out a sigh. Life was just not fair sometimes.
“Yah I know I’m quite excited too! Me and Shindong hyung are going to go on an adventure around the town there!”
Donghae’s eyebrow twitched. Seriously when it came to his complaints does no one hear a damn word he says? He decides to shrug it off since Siwon was indeed a kind hearted person and he didn’t really have much problems with him. In fact, he’s the only person in Super Junior he’d never argue with. He blames the fact that Siwon is just a holy person and shouldn’t be messed with.
He began ignoring more of Siwon’s plans upon arrival and looked two rows down and watched Eunhyuk laughing along with Heechul. He clenched his fist seeing his boyfriend enjoy time apart from him and with another person. Was he not important to Eunhyuk anymore?
He continued to watch the two males laugh comfortably with each other, mostly focusing on Eunhyuk, and completely missing the quick glance he got from Heechul.
“I wish they didn’t go on intimate note together and were still awkward.” Donghae grumbled to himself as Heechul smirked and stood up from his seat.
Confused, Donghae lifted a brow and continued to watch as he pulls Eunhyuk up with him.
“Yah Sungmin! Hyukjae here doesn’t believe I’m a great kisser!” Heechul yells, loud enough for everyone in the van to hear, but since some of the members were too engrossed in their own personal discussion or paper, only Donghae and Sungmin were the only ones that heard.
Sungmin quickly stops his random blabbering from looking out the window and turns to Kyuhyun with a bright blush clearly on his face.
“Pft sorry to break it to yah hyung but clearly I’m the better kisser.” The young maknae replies without even looking away from his psp in hand and removing the earphones in his ears. Sungmin blushes even more, Eunhyuk smiles, and Heechul scoffs.
“Oh? Is that a challenge Kyuhyun?” Heechul smirks once again as he eyes glint towards the maknae, who in return looked back with a similar smirk on his face. Sungmin and Eunhyuk froze in place as they stared at the two male smirking very widely at each other, as if they were communicating through their smirks.
Donghae two seats back, is also witnessing this and feels like something bad is going to happen. When you’ve got two of the most evilest members (in his opinion) in the group smirking together, Donghae knows something is up.
Heechul makes the first move and wraps one arm around Eunhyuk’s shoulders and leans his face towards him.
“How about we let Hyukjae here be the judge hm?”
He laughs and leans in even closer to Eunhyuk making the dancer squirm a bit. Kyuhyun laughs too and quickly turns his head back to see a male, all red. As expected.
Donghae didn’t care anymore. Fuck patients Heechul was too close to his Eunhyuk and that smirk that Kyuhyun was giving him was just too much.
And before everyone’s eyes, everything happened at once.
“OH MY FUCKING GAWD SOMEONE GET THIS FISH DEMON OFF ME!!”
“HAHAHA SUNGMIN GET THE CAMERA THIS IS CLASSIC!!!”
“KYUHYUN OMG!! WE HAVE TO HELP HEECHUL!!”
“NO WAY LET HANKYUNG DO IT! IT’S HIS PROBLEM!”
“WHAT!? MY CHULLIE’S IN TROUBLE!? OMO LEE DONGHAI GET OFF MY CHULLIE AH!!!”
“COWS ARE BIGGER THAN TURTLES THEREFORE PWN ALL ANIMALS!!!!”
“HAE BABE PLEASE STOP!!!!!!!! OW MY EYE!!!!”
“THAT WAS LEETEUK HYUNG!!!!!”
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“Mother fucking son of a dumbfucking shit bitch fucking-”
“Okay Heechul that’s enough!”
“It’s stupid Dongfuckinghae’s fault!!” Heechul growls as he holds a ice pack over his left eye and glares at the younger male sitting across him with his other eye.
“Fuck you hyung! You were trying to kiss my Eunhyuk!!”
The ‘fight’ finally ended once Kangin finally stopped his arguing with Yesung and noticed Leeteuk’s hair getting pulled by Heechul. Immediately after, Leeteuk gave a two hour lecture to everyone on the van on how violence is never the answer to which Kangin and Kyuhyun fell asleep five minutes into it. Havoc and chaotic it was, but even if they did stop fighting, they never stopped arguing with each other.
Now here they were, Heechul and Donghae being held back by their lovers and everyone else returning back to their original activities.
“Oh please I have my Hannie for that!”
“Then what the hell was up with MY Hyukkie being a judge!?!”
“Are you fucking retarded!?” Heechul pauses then scoffs at his own question. “Well you stupid fish I wasn’t going to kiss your anchovy lover he was simply just going to judge by observation!!!!”
“. . .”
“Hae just don’t do that again.” Eunhyuk sighs as he caresses Donghae’s cheeks lightly and gives him a concerned look. Seriously, his boyfriend was overly protective sometimes.
“Are you siding with that diva demon!! I was at wrong here!!”
On second thought, he was always over protective.
“Hae you know it’s not like that.”
“Everything is my fault with you all!! I’m just protecting you from that diva demon and yet you think he‘s the innocent one!!!?”
“Stop calling me a fucking demon you demon!”
“Everyone look we‘re here!!!” Leeteuk yelled excitedly as he pointed out his window, trying to distract his fellow members. Seriously, the arguing was getting to his nerves. Luckily, everyone stopped what they were doing and looked out the window and stared at the very large mansion like building before them.
Heechul shrieked.
“IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE!? THAT ISN‘T A VACATION HOUSE, THAT‘S A-A-AAA-”
“Haunted House.” Donghae’s eyes widen in shock and confusion. Seriously can anything else go wrong?!