Morning Warm-Up Run, Dan's Way
1) Force Chrissy to get out of bed.
2) Make her drink coffee. (Not difficult.)
3) Make her carry your board up to the loading area. (Slightly more difficult.)
4) Make her hike out-of-bounds up to the AT crossing the ridgeline, telling her "There's this great gully just ahead where the trees thin out."
5) Never find gully. Settle for a sort-of trail that threads through the trees in nine feet of powder.
6) Laugh when Chrissy's board gets hung up on a small tree with a surprising amount of fight in it and she faceplants.
7) Laugh more when Chrissy's pants start to fall down because they are so full of snow.
8) Figure out how to get through the not-trail to the actual trail without dying, telling Chrissy to "ride fakey" while her board is buried under three feet of snow. (THANKS DAN.)
9) Glades until lunch.
10) LET CHRISSY TAKE A NAP PLEASE.
WE ARE HAVING A FUN TRIP AND I AM STILL ALIVE.
2) Make her drink coffee. (Not difficult.)
3) Make her carry your board up to the loading area. (Slightly more difficult.)
4) Make her hike out-of-bounds up to the AT crossing the ridgeline, telling her "There's this great gully just ahead where the trees thin out."
5) Never find gully. Settle for a sort-of trail that threads through the trees in nine feet of powder.
6) Laugh when Chrissy's board gets hung up on a small tree with a surprising amount of fight in it and she faceplants.
7) Laugh more when Chrissy's pants start to fall down because they are so full of snow.
8) Figure out how to get through the not-trail to the actual trail without dying, telling Chrissy to "ride fakey" while her board is buried under three feet of snow. (THANKS DAN.)
9) Glades until lunch.
10) LET CHRISSY TAKE A NAP PLEASE.
WE ARE HAVING A FUN TRIP AND I AM STILL ALIVE.