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my very dear pearldrop is having a bad week.
So in honor of her and to make her smile I decided to do a spam. It turned into a mike carden spam somehow, but hey. I guess that's ok.
Let's break this into sections.
Mike Carden: The man
he's got a nice smile
he is also the thing of nightmares
no really, nightmares
mother fucker is going to get you!
sometimes he's sweet and floppy though
Or sleepy even!
At one time he was a little kid! LOOK AT THOSE CHOMPERS!
a kid who played chess. Oh Mike.
somehow he managed to make some friends. Which leads us to our next section.
Mike Carden: The Lover.
His favorite person in the world is obviously Princess Beckett. They get ridiculous haircuts together.
and touch eachothers weiners. But only with gloves on.
They've been hanging out for ages.
See!
William needs a carden by his side
It makes him look normal by comparison
and gives him something to lean on!
They liked eachother so much they decided to start a band
Yeah, that one
They're on a label with a bunch of other boys who look a little like girls.
That's ok, because at least they look like boys.
well, mostly.
It's a little known fact that Tom Conrad left the band because Mike was too intense for him.
See he's totally intense.
He scares me a little.
William too.
sometimes he likes to be intense with people from other bands.
they should have a creepy stare off.
Now I'm sick of doing commentary. So you can fill it in yourself from here on out.
lolol Mike makes Tomrad uncomfortable
lololololol
that reminds me! Here's some other dudes she digs.
I think this is a good place to end!
I hope you feel better bethany!
So in honor of her and to make her smile I decided to do a spam. It turned into a mike carden spam somehow, but hey. I guess that's ok.
Let's break this into sections.
Mike Carden: The man
he's got a nice smile
he is also the thing of nightmares
no really, nightmares
mother fucker is going to get you!
sometimes he's sweet and floppy though
Or sleepy even!
At one time he was a little kid! LOOK AT THOSE CHOMPERS!
a kid who played chess. Oh Mike.
somehow he managed to make some friends. Which leads us to our next section.
Mike Carden: The Lover.
His favorite person in the world is obviously Princess Beckett. They get ridiculous haircuts together.
and touch eachothers weiners. But only with gloves on.
They've been hanging out for ages.
See!
William needs a carden by his side
It makes him look normal by comparison
and gives him something to lean on!
They liked eachother so much they decided to start a band
Yeah, that one
They're on a label with a bunch of other boys who look a little like girls.
That's ok, because at least they look like boys.
well, mostly.
It's a little known fact that Tom Conrad left the band because Mike was too intense for him.
See he's totally intense.
He scares me a little.
William too.
sometimes he likes to be intense with people from other bands.
they should have a creepy stare off.
Now I'm sick of doing commentary. So you can fill it in yourself from here on out.
lolol Mike makes Tomrad uncomfortable
lololololol
that reminds me! Here's some other dudes she digs.
I think this is a good place to end!
I hope you feel better bethany!