I am hereby offering Joss Whedon my first born child (when I have one). He is also entitled to complete ownership of me as I am unequivocally his bitch!

I sooooo did not see that coming - had all sorts of other theories going on in my head but THAT?? Took me COMPLETELY by surprise I'm soooo glad I wasn't spoiled for this!!!

( More fangirl squeeing behind here cos I DO NOT want to spoil ANYONE it would simply be unfair!! )