Good gravy man, can I calm down now please?
Wooo, I was one of them special cases about 10 minutes ago. I decided that I wanted some noodles so I went out into the kitchen to make some. As the water was heating up, I turned around and started doing my dishes. While doing my dishes, this weird ass mumbling sound came from behind. Flipped around swinging (yes Baby, I was windmilling it) cause it was right in my ear when I realized it was my freakin' stove. I had to stare at it for about 5 minutes just to make sure it was that and not something else in the house. Very happy I didn't have any people here to witness that. Butch points...out the window.
After my heartbeat got back to normal, I hear this spooky ass woman's laugh coming from my living room. What the hell?? I'm home alone..I think? Then some guy started mumbling something and I heard her laugh again. I see I'm within a half a foot from my kitchen knives if I need to grab them, but played the odds and decided that if I did grab the knives and no one was in my house, I would have felt like a dumbass, besides, I didn't want to lose anymore butch points if I didn't have to, ya know?? Anyhoo, I peer out around my kitchen wall and heard nothing...which tripped me out because when I went back in the kitchen, it started all over again! Man someone is totally fuckin' with a tweaker and it ain't cool! It's only funny when I do it, not when the tables have turned. Sheeeit.
Well, my bright little self forgot that I flipped on my computer before I walked out into the kitchen and being that I download some, uh, "choice" videos on my computer...I have a lot of popups that come up and some have the whole audio bullshit to them...which made me act in a very retarded way. Being that I'm a bit jumpy right now, maybe it's a good thing that I didn't grab those knives cause you know I would have hurt m'self or somethin'...and how the hell do I explain that?? Exactly, grateful I left the knives alone.
Moooooving right along from that...
I'm in desperate need to get my paranoid ass to the store so I can eat something other than noodles and toast. Unfortunately I'm kinda going in circles because I equally need to open my checkbook and pay some bills and I can't decide what I want to do first.
Oooh, that reminds me, I need to pay that ticket, well, I mean, I need to pay all the tickets, but I need to pay one ticket right away..flippin' Seattle parkin'. *knits brows into sweater*
Okay, I'm going to either work out or have ice cream now. Wait no, I'm going to shop or pay bills now...damnit, will you make up your mind!
After my heartbeat got back to normal, I hear this spooky ass woman's laugh coming from my living room. What the hell?? I'm home alone..I think? Then some guy started mumbling something and I heard her laugh again. I see I'm within a half a foot from my kitchen knives if I need to grab them, but played the odds and decided that if I did grab the knives and no one was in my house, I would have felt like a dumbass, besides, I didn't want to lose anymore butch points if I didn't have to, ya know?? Anyhoo, I peer out around my kitchen wall and heard nothing...which tripped me out because when I went back in the kitchen, it started all over again! Man someone is totally fuckin' with a tweaker and it ain't cool! It's only funny when I do it, not when the tables have turned. Sheeeit.
Well, my bright little self forgot that I flipped on my computer before I walked out into the kitchen and being that I download some, uh, "choice" videos on my computer...I have a lot of popups that come up and some have the whole audio bullshit to them...which made me act in a very retarded way. Being that I'm a bit jumpy right now, maybe it's a good thing that I didn't grab those knives cause you know I would have hurt m'self or somethin'...and how the hell do I explain that?? Exactly, grateful I left the knives alone.
Moooooving right along from that...
I'm in desperate need to get my paranoid ass to the store so I can eat something other than noodles and toast. Unfortunately I'm kinda going in circles because I equally need to open my checkbook and pay some bills and I can't decide what I want to do first.
Oooh, that reminds me, I need to pay that ticket, well, I mean, I need to pay all the tickets, but I need to pay one ticket right away..flippin' Seattle parkin'. *knits brows into sweater*
Okay, I'm going to either work out or have ice cream now. Wait no, I'm going to shop or pay bills now...damnit, will you make up your mind!