Nuclear Phallus Of Neo-Conservative Justice
This weekend Will, Gonzalo, Claire and I built a seven foot tall penis. It was painted like an american flag with a giant nuclear warhead at the tip. So after hours upon hours of arduos work we finally brought the mega-cock out onto the UC Davis quad in celebration of "conservative coming out day". This event was pretty hilarious. There were about 20 proud conservatives giving absurd speeches, about 20 liberals shouting back at them, a 7 foot penis, a guy in a tie-dye Klu Klux Klan outfit bouncing around on a pogo stick, and about 75 other people just taking in all the madness. It made for quite an afternoon.