Letter To Kyube
Title: Letter To Kyube
Genre: fail!Crack, Smut
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Ryeowook (main!), sides!: EunHae, HanChul, KangTeuk
Rating: NC-17, just to be safe XD
Summary: Kyuhyun crosses the line one night with Ryeowook. Ryeowook sends a very detailed letter to Kyuhyun regarding the previous night’s activities.
Inspired by: coregurlz Letter to Kyu: Flying Love, it was really touching and so sad….but I loved it sweetie! So I guess this is for you! For supporting me and kept me writing A KyuWook Story.
“Hey Gamekyube…how come you’re not with Ryeowook? It’s Post-Couple Day! We’re opening presents! Where is he?”
Kyuhyun looks up from his computer game to see Eunhyuk walking around the living room with an excited Donghae on his back. No sooner does the first couple enter, but the HanChul and KangTeuk couples soon fill in their spots on the couches as well.
Eeteuk frowns, “Kyuhyun-ah, where is Ryeowook? We all need to be in our couples otherwise we’re not a complete family!”
Kyuhyun continues playing his game mindlessly, leisurely clicking the buttons as he destroys his alien foes and enemies. Kyuhyun finally decides after 10 minutes of glares burning into his back that he stretches and yawns and disappears into the kitchen.
“Fine I’ll go get him,” Kyuhyun smirks and jogs off down the hallway to his bedroom.
He pushes the door open to their bedroom, but finds no Ryeowook in sight, and when he goes to sit down on his bed, he finds a little envelope perched on top of his covers, wrapped up with a pretty pink bow and a heart-shaped chocolate and plastered with heart stickers from front to back,
Kyuhyun chuckles to himself and snatches the pretty envelope up, knowing full well who wrote its contents. Popping the chocolate into his mouth, he pulls the little bow undone and slips his fingers under the flap, ripping it open and taking out a pretty pink letter with hearts all over it and his name plastered on the front in big curly letters.
Kyuhyun opens up the letter, smirking at the cuteness of it all...and nearly chokes on the milky chocolate that now burns his throat…
I like your dick Kyu baby, it fills me up goooood…but sometime it’s too fucking much…you son of a sexy bitch!
Kyuhyun doesn’t know whether to be mad or happy. Kyuhyun quickly swallows the chocolate and curses at himself, hastily wiping his lips and chucking the golden chocolate wrapper in this trash. Calm as ever, Kyuhyun quietly shuts and locks his door before calmly walking over to the bed and calmly sitting down and not anxious or guilty at all and calmly begins reading the pretty little letter…calmly…
Dear My Sexy Little Beast, My Huge-Dicked Boyfriend, My Hottie of a Lover, My Perverted Baby, Kyuhyun,
You know, I absolutely loved how you fucked me last night on Eeteuk’s annual Couple Day, oh it was amazing my KyuKyuKyu. I like your dick Kyu baby, but sometimes it just too fucking much…you son of a sexy bitch! Aren’t you wondering where I am? Are you worried that I’m fooling around with Yesung-hyung? Well don’t get your perverted little head worried because I am not with Yesung-hyung and I am not sitting at church listening to Siwon-hyung drawl on and on about his beliefs.
Right now, when you are reading this letter, I am at my parent’s house in Incheon, paying them a visit and having a little dinner with them. I’m not sure when I’ll be back, but I will be back soon and I’ll make it in time for the opening of the presents, otherwise Teukie would completely freak if he has not already. Are you wondering why you’re reading this letter? How do you feel? Angry? Happy? Well I can certainly tell you what I am right now….
I AM FUCKING
PISSED OFF MISTER!
AND HERE ARE
PLENTY OF REASONS
WHY!
1.) I can fucking barely walk because you decided to fuck me without any prep or without any rim-job or fingerfucking! And you said there wasn’t any lube! Maybe because you decided to squash it with your stupid ass when you shoved me down in bed and made all of it squirt out!
2.) That was expensive and strawberry flavored! I liked licking it off you! It fucking tasted good and now I can’t do that because it was a birthday present from Heechul-hyung and he only gives it out once a year!
3.) I have hickies and scars and bite marks and bruises all fucking over my neck and my chest and my jaw and you’re very lucky that my parents don’t pay attention to that kind of stuff but just blow it off as me itching myself because of dry skin!
4.) I have fucking bruises all over my fucking wrists because you decided to use those small handcuffs and they hurt like hell mister! JUST BECAUSE THEY HAD CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES PRINTED ON THEM DOESN’T MEAN THAT IT’S OKAY!
5.) My ass cheeks hurt because someone decided to spank me for a good 15 minutes! I CAN’T EVEN SIT DOWN WITHOUT HAVING TO EXCUSE MYSELF TO THE BATHROOM TO ICE MY BUTT!
6.) My lips are swollen and slightly blue because someone decided to use a gag and they were really horny and rough and decided to bite bite bite the entire time during the first fuck.
7.) My eyes are still adjusting to the lights because someone decided to use the blindfold THE ENTIRE TIME for the second fuck. I DIDN’T GET TO SEE ANYTHING!
8.) I can’t spread my legs more than 1 cm apart and move my arms and neck more than a little tilt or wave because each different sex position you decided fucking HURT! THE SNAKE POSITION? HOW COME YOU GET TO BE THE ONE STAYING STILL? YOU’RE THE TOPPER IN THE RELATIONSHIP!
THERE ARE PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM! AND I COULD GO ON AND ON AND ON WITH THE LIST. YOU AND YOUR STUPID BIG DICK JUST HAD TO MAKE MY VISIT TO MY PARENTS THE MOST AWKWARD OCCASION EVER! EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
But either way, I love you my sexy little Kyu baby *giggle*! Mwuah mwuah mwuah mwuah kisses and hugs and tongues! I love you and I know you love me! Happy Post-Couples Day!
I should be home right……………NOW!
Love,
Your baby Wookie
Kyuhyun blinks in a daze, about to reread the letter again when the doorbell rings and Eeteuk’s scolding is heard…
“Kim Ryeowook! Where have you been? It’s Post-Couple Day and you’re supposed to be with your Kyuhyun! Where were you?”
Kyuhyun blinks out of his daze and slips the letter in his pocket, hopping up from the bed and walking down the hall to where he can see a stressed Leeteuk, a wide-eyed innocent Ryeowook, and a panicking Kangin.
“Umma…I- I was just visiting my parents. Making sure their health was in good condition,” Ryeowook squeaks, lips trembling as his eyes grow larger.
Kyuhyun smirks from his place against the wall, in the shadows where no one can see him, but apparently someone does see him because Ryeowook’s eyes meet his briefly before turning back to Leeteuk.
Leeteuk frowns, but sighs it off, “Fine fine. Go get into your PJ’s and come back out with Kyuhyun!”
Ryeowook nods and steps forward to cuddle the stressed leader before walking over to Kyuhyun, the sweet smile still sugary and guileless as ever.
Kyuhyun smirks as he holds his hands out and Ryeowook takes it daintily. Kyuhyun leads Ryeowook down the dark hall to the bedroom, letting his little lover step in first before shutting the door and locking it. Kyuhyun is about to go ask what the hell was that letter about, but that smile that Ryeowook is giving him, that goddamn smile that has all the ladies swooning, that smile that made his brain go “AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW” and turn to mush.
“So how was your day?” Ryeowook smiles, batting his long lashes flirtily. Kyuhyun quickly recollects his brain from mush and puts on a grin for his lover.
“It’s been good,” Kyuhyun grins, staring into the other’s mysterious eyes as he lifts their interlaced hands up to press a kiss to Ryeowook’s hand, leaving his lips there.
Ryeowook steps closer and shivers slightly at the way Kyuhyun’s arm slithers around his waist, warmly yet possessively. Kyuhyun smirks and begins pressing kisses all over Ryeowook’s hand, to his wrist, up his clothed arm, to the pale neck and finally to that ever so sharp jaw. Ryeowook giggles sweetly and brings his free hand up to tangle in Kyuhyun’s hair.
“So did you get my letter?”
Kyuhyun freezes but continues his ministrations, “Yes I did. I’m glad you think I’m big.”
“Well you are. Freaking 13 centimeters is so sexy, that’s freaking hot Kyuhyun. And just to imagine you can shove all that up into me…” Ryeowook whispers, hot breath sending chills down Kyuhyun’s spine.
“Thanks babe. I think that little ass of yours is a fucking tease, shaking all over the place in the members’ faces, shaking on stage for the fans. It’s mine, no one elses…” Kyuhyun growls, moving both hands down to grasp the small buttocks and bring them closer.
Ryeowook’s frozen for just a split second before another one of his guileless smiles flash across pretty white teeth and pink plump lips.
“How do you feel after you read it? Guilty? Angry? Happy that I liked being fucked by you?”
Kyuhyun glares down into the innocent chocolate orbs, thinking over his answer in his head a few times, looking towards the ceiling, not missing the cute little “son of a sexy bastard” whispered under the other’s breath. Kyuhyun finally gets it and -
*SLAM*
The breath is knocked out of Ryeowook when his back is slammed against the nearest wall and before he can suck in more oxygen, lips come crashing down on his in a heated kiss, a tongue down his throat as a hand is groping his front…
“Fucking turned on.” Kyuhyun growls in a whisper.
Ryeowook smirks into the kiss, “You bitch, you’re not guilty, but you’re turned on? Ha, horny pervert.”
“Slut,” Kyuhyun gasps as a knee comes in contact with his sensitive crotch, “Just reading all that got me half-hard and I didn’t even know it.”
“Well….since I’m being so nice today…I’ll ride you good. Teuk told me this one sex position where I just squeeze and then you will come so hard - “
*Living Room*
“Hyukkie! I’m getting bored! I want to open your present!” Donghae whines, bouncing up and down on an awkwardly fidgeting Eunhyuk’s lap.
Heechul smirks in Hankyung’s arms like a princess, “Looks like somebody’s a little horny today, hmm Eunhyuk?”
Eunhyuk sends a glare to Heechul before sending a pleading look to Eeteuk, “Teukie! Please can you go get Kyuhyun and Ryeowook. I can hear them. Stop them before things get too far and Hae will you please stop bouncing on top of me!”
*Bedroom*
“Oh God....Ryeowook, you’re so good at this baby. I love your little tongue - OH that’s sexy babe. Goddammit you’re so - “
*SLAM*
“HA! I KNEW I’D FIND YOU WITH KYUHYUN DOWN YOUR THROAT! WOOKIE GET OFF THE GROUND AND KYUHYUN UNHANDCUFF RYEOWOOK! YOU TWO GET YOUR BUTTS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW! IT IS POST-COUPLES DAY AND I PLANNED THAT WE ARE GOING TO BE HAPPY AND NOT HORNY AND CHEERFUL AND NOT GET ANGRY OR SAD! GOT THAT? NOW GET YOUR MAGNAE BUTTS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW! But put on some robes first please? Okay? Don't want you two to catch a cold! Umma loves you both!”
“Appa doesn’t!”
“Kim Youngwoon you better apologize right now or else no fun tonight!”
“APPA LOVES YOU HORNY MAGNAES SO MUCH! LOOOOOVVVEEEE YOUUUU!”
“OMG HYUKKIE YOU GOT ME A FISHY VIBRATOR! AHHH!”
End.
A/N: This was completely random but came to me as I was looking through coregurlz entries and I found her Letter to Kyu: Flying Love! It’s really touching! You should all read it! So! Thank you all for reading! Comments are always <3.
Pissed off Ryeowook + Horny Kyuhyun = HOT MAGNAE SEX. Am I not right?
Genre: fail!Crack, Smut
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Ryeowook (main!), sides!: EunHae, HanChul, KangTeuk
Rating: NC-17, just to be safe XD
Summary: Kyuhyun crosses the line one night with Ryeowook. Ryeowook sends a very detailed letter to Kyuhyun regarding the previous night’s activities.
Inspired by: coregurlz Letter to Kyu: Flying Love, it was really touching and so sad….but I loved it sweetie! So I guess this is for you! For supporting me and kept me writing A KyuWook Story.
“Hey Gamekyube…how come you’re not with Ryeowook? It’s Post-Couple Day! We’re opening presents! Where is he?”
Kyuhyun looks up from his computer game to see Eunhyuk walking around the living room with an excited Donghae on his back. No sooner does the first couple enter, but the HanChul and KangTeuk couples soon fill in their spots on the couches as well.
Eeteuk frowns, “Kyuhyun-ah, where is Ryeowook? We all need to be in our couples otherwise we’re not a complete family!”
Kyuhyun continues playing his game mindlessly, leisurely clicking the buttons as he destroys his alien foes and enemies. Kyuhyun finally decides after 10 minutes of glares burning into his back that he stretches and yawns and disappears into the kitchen.
“Fine I’ll go get him,” Kyuhyun smirks and jogs off down the hallway to his bedroom.
He pushes the door open to their bedroom, but finds no Ryeowook in sight, and when he goes to sit down on his bed, he finds a little envelope perched on top of his covers, wrapped up with a pretty pink bow and a heart-shaped chocolate and plastered with heart stickers from front to back,
Kyuhyun chuckles to himself and snatches the pretty envelope up, knowing full well who wrote its contents. Popping the chocolate into his mouth, he pulls the little bow undone and slips his fingers under the flap, ripping it open and taking out a pretty pink letter with hearts all over it and his name plastered on the front in big curly letters.
Kyuhyun opens up the letter, smirking at the cuteness of it all...and nearly chokes on the milky chocolate that now burns his throat…
I like your dick Kyu baby, it fills me up goooood…but sometime it’s too fucking much…you son of a sexy bitch!
Kyuhyun doesn’t know whether to be mad or happy. Kyuhyun quickly swallows the chocolate and curses at himself, hastily wiping his lips and chucking the golden chocolate wrapper in this trash. Calm as ever, Kyuhyun quietly shuts and locks his door before calmly walking over to the bed and calmly sitting down and not anxious or guilty at all and calmly begins reading the pretty little letter…calmly…
Dear My Sexy Little Beast, My Huge-Dicked Boyfriend, My Hottie of a Lover, My Perverted Baby, Kyuhyun,
You know, I absolutely loved how you fucked me last night on Eeteuk’s annual Couple Day, oh it was amazing my KyuKyuKyu. I like your dick Kyu baby, but sometimes it just too fucking much…you son of a sexy bitch! Aren’t you wondering where I am? Are you worried that I’m fooling around with Yesung-hyung? Well don’t get your perverted little head worried because I am not with Yesung-hyung and I am not sitting at church listening to Siwon-hyung drawl on and on about his beliefs.
Right now, when you are reading this letter, I am at my parent’s house in Incheon, paying them a visit and having a little dinner with them. I’m not sure when I’ll be back, but I will be back soon and I’ll make it in time for the opening of the presents, otherwise Teukie would completely freak if he has not already. Are you wondering why you’re reading this letter? How do you feel? Angry? Happy? Well I can certainly tell you what I am right now….
I AM FUCKING
PISSED OFF MISTER!
AND HERE ARE
PLENTY OF REASONS
WHY!
1.) I can fucking barely walk because you decided to fuck me without any prep or without any rim-job or fingerfucking! And you said there wasn’t any lube! Maybe because you decided to squash it with your stupid ass when you shoved me down in bed and made all of it squirt out!
2.) That was expensive and strawberry flavored! I liked licking it off you! It fucking tasted good and now I can’t do that because it was a birthday present from Heechul-hyung and he only gives it out once a year!
3.) I have hickies and scars and bite marks and bruises all fucking over my neck and my chest and my jaw and you’re very lucky that my parents don’t pay attention to that kind of stuff but just blow it off as me itching myself because of dry skin!
4.) I have fucking bruises all over my fucking wrists because you decided to use those small handcuffs and they hurt like hell mister! JUST BECAUSE THEY HAD CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES PRINTED ON THEM DOESN’T MEAN THAT IT’S OKAY!
5.) My ass cheeks hurt because someone decided to spank me for a good 15 minutes! I CAN’T EVEN SIT DOWN WITHOUT HAVING TO EXCUSE MYSELF TO THE BATHROOM TO ICE MY BUTT!
6.) My lips are swollen and slightly blue because someone decided to use a gag and they were really horny and rough and decided to bite bite bite the entire time during the first fuck.
7.) My eyes are still adjusting to the lights because someone decided to use the blindfold THE ENTIRE TIME for the second fuck. I DIDN’T GET TO SEE ANYTHING!
8.) I can’t spread my legs more than 1 cm apart and move my arms and neck more than a little tilt or wave because each different sex position you decided fucking HURT! THE SNAKE POSITION? HOW COME YOU GET TO BE THE ONE STAYING STILL? YOU’RE THE TOPPER IN THE RELATIONSHIP!
THERE ARE PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM! AND I COULD GO ON AND ON AND ON WITH THE LIST. YOU AND YOUR STUPID BIG DICK JUST HAD TO MAKE MY VISIT TO MY PARENTS THE MOST AWKWARD OCCASION EVER! EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
But either way, I love you my sexy little Kyu baby *giggle*! Mwuah mwuah mwuah mwuah kisses and hugs and tongues! I love you and I know you love me! Happy Post-Couples Day!
I should be home right……………NOW!
Love,
Your baby Wookie
Kyuhyun blinks in a daze, about to reread the letter again when the doorbell rings and Eeteuk’s scolding is heard…
“Kim Ryeowook! Where have you been? It’s Post-Couple Day and you’re supposed to be with your Kyuhyun! Where were you?”
Kyuhyun blinks out of his daze and slips the letter in his pocket, hopping up from the bed and walking down the hall to where he can see a stressed Leeteuk, a wide-eyed innocent Ryeowook, and a panicking Kangin.
“Umma…I- I was just visiting my parents. Making sure their health was in good condition,” Ryeowook squeaks, lips trembling as his eyes grow larger.
Kyuhyun smirks from his place against the wall, in the shadows where no one can see him, but apparently someone does see him because Ryeowook’s eyes meet his briefly before turning back to Leeteuk.
Leeteuk frowns, but sighs it off, “Fine fine. Go get into your PJ’s and come back out with Kyuhyun!”
Ryeowook nods and steps forward to cuddle the stressed leader before walking over to Kyuhyun, the sweet smile still sugary and guileless as ever.
Kyuhyun smirks as he holds his hands out and Ryeowook takes it daintily. Kyuhyun leads Ryeowook down the dark hall to the bedroom, letting his little lover step in first before shutting the door and locking it. Kyuhyun is about to go ask what the hell was that letter about, but that smile that Ryeowook is giving him, that goddamn smile that has all the ladies swooning, that smile that made his brain go “AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW” and turn to mush.
“So how was your day?” Ryeowook smiles, batting his long lashes flirtily. Kyuhyun quickly recollects his brain from mush and puts on a grin for his lover.
“It’s been good,” Kyuhyun grins, staring into the other’s mysterious eyes as he lifts their interlaced hands up to press a kiss to Ryeowook’s hand, leaving his lips there.
Ryeowook steps closer and shivers slightly at the way Kyuhyun’s arm slithers around his waist, warmly yet possessively. Kyuhyun smirks and begins pressing kisses all over Ryeowook’s hand, to his wrist, up his clothed arm, to the pale neck and finally to that ever so sharp jaw. Ryeowook giggles sweetly and brings his free hand up to tangle in Kyuhyun’s hair.
“So did you get my letter?”
Kyuhyun freezes but continues his ministrations, “Yes I did. I’m glad you think I’m big.”
“Well you are. Freaking 13 centimeters is so sexy, that’s freaking hot Kyuhyun. And just to imagine you can shove all that up into me…” Ryeowook whispers, hot breath sending chills down Kyuhyun’s spine.
“Thanks babe. I think that little ass of yours is a fucking tease, shaking all over the place in the members’ faces, shaking on stage for the fans. It’s mine, no one elses…” Kyuhyun growls, moving both hands down to grasp the small buttocks and bring them closer.
Ryeowook’s frozen for just a split second before another one of his guileless smiles flash across pretty white teeth and pink plump lips.
“How do you feel after you read it? Guilty? Angry? Happy that I liked being fucked by you?”
Kyuhyun glares down into the innocent chocolate orbs, thinking over his answer in his head a few times, looking towards the ceiling, not missing the cute little “son of a sexy bastard” whispered under the other’s breath. Kyuhyun finally gets it and -
*SLAM*
The breath is knocked out of Ryeowook when his back is slammed against the nearest wall and before he can suck in more oxygen, lips come crashing down on his in a heated kiss, a tongue down his throat as a hand is groping his front…
“Fucking turned on.” Kyuhyun growls in a whisper.
Ryeowook smirks into the kiss, “You bitch, you’re not guilty, but you’re turned on? Ha, horny pervert.”
“Slut,” Kyuhyun gasps as a knee comes in contact with his sensitive crotch, “Just reading all that got me half-hard and I didn’t even know it.”
“Well….since I’m being so nice today…I’ll ride you good. Teuk told me this one sex position where I just squeeze and then you will come so hard - “
*Living Room*
“Hyukkie! I’m getting bored! I want to open your present!” Donghae whines, bouncing up and down on an awkwardly fidgeting Eunhyuk’s lap.
Heechul smirks in Hankyung’s arms like a princess, “Looks like somebody’s a little horny today, hmm Eunhyuk?”
Eunhyuk sends a glare to Heechul before sending a pleading look to Eeteuk, “Teukie! Please can you go get Kyuhyun and Ryeowook. I can hear them. Stop them before things get too far and Hae will you please stop bouncing on top of me!”
*Bedroom*
“Oh God....Ryeowook, you’re so good at this baby. I love your little tongue - OH that’s sexy babe. Goddammit you’re so - “
*SLAM*
“HA! I KNEW I’D FIND YOU WITH KYUHYUN DOWN YOUR THROAT! WOOKIE GET OFF THE GROUND AND KYUHYUN UNHANDCUFF RYEOWOOK! YOU TWO GET YOUR BUTTS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW! IT IS POST-COUPLES DAY AND I PLANNED THAT WE ARE GOING TO BE HAPPY AND NOT HORNY AND CHEERFUL AND NOT GET ANGRY OR SAD! GOT THAT? NOW GET YOUR MAGNAE BUTTS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW! But put on some robes first please? Okay? Don't want you two to catch a cold! Umma loves you both!”
“Appa doesn’t!”
“Kim Youngwoon you better apologize right now or else no fun tonight!”
“APPA LOVES YOU HORNY MAGNAES SO MUCH! LOOOOOVVVEEEE YOUUUU!”
“OMG HYUKKIE YOU GOT ME A FISHY VIBRATOR! AHHH!”
End.
A/N: This was completely random but came to me as I was looking through coregurlz entries and I found her Letter to Kyu: Flying Love! It’s really touching! You should all read it! So! Thank you all for reading! Comments are always <3.
Pissed off Ryeowook + Horny Kyuhyun = HOT MAGNAE SEX. Am I not right?