Wikiquote.org's choice for quote of the day is interesting, to say the least.

"When I die, my money's not gonna come with me. My movies will live on for people to judge what I was as a person. I just want to stay curious."
~ Heath Ledger

GM envisions driverless cars on horizon

I gotta say, my reaction is pretty well split between, "Cool!!" and, "ogodogod, let me know when these things are first getting on the road so I can get off it for a bit." I'm not quite sure why I'm getting that second reaction, though. I mean, when you think about it, can they really be that much worse than ( Read more... )

Cards from heaven have dead man talking

I'm just hoping that my mom doesn't get ideas from me posting this.

They say 'better late than never.'

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071203/ts_nm/usa_map_dc

Baby Named Superman.

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Basic summary: These people are upset because the New Zealand government won't let them name their baby 4Real, so they're naming him "Superman" instead and just calling him 4Real.

WTF is wrong with people? Do these guys hate their baby or something? GAH!

I've found this on several news sources, but the following item appears to be the most complete.

Man beats peacock he claims is a vampire.

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This is just one of those things that are too weird and too random for me to have made up.

This may well be the politest armed-robber I have ever heard of.

Mirror Considered for Sunless Village

To me, this totally sounded like something out of a Discworld novel, although some of the other folks in my chatroom thought it sounded like a wacky Decepticon plot. Either way, I find it amusing, especially considering this is apparently not the first place to try it.

Wookiee Impersonator Arrested in Calif.

There's just... nothing I can say about this article that would be any funnier than the headline already is.