i warned you!
via sholanda
1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
uh, someone with good news
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Depends on whether I'm feeling charitable or not.
3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
I'm probably awkward and shy until I feel more comfortable (aka drunk) and then I assume that I'm loud and self involved and annoying.
4. Do you take compliments well?
No sireee.
5. Are you an active person?
No. I am so lazy. It amuses me to no end that for 5 years I made a living being a yoga teacher! That's insane! I'm not even coordinated, but, I am a good actress.
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
Wow. I think I might, not because I know much about wildreness survival, but because I am tough as balls. Which is a dumb saying, because balls are super sensitive and not tough at all. But you know what I mean.
7. Do you like to ride horses?
Horseback riding is awesome! I don't go often (I think maybe I last went in St Louis 7 or so years ago) but it is on my list of fun activities.
8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
Sleepaway Camp rules! Come on, I am semi Jewish. Of course I went to camp.
9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
My best friend and I played a lot of pretend games. We had decent imaginations. But do you mean board games? I liked Clue. And Monopoly. I didn't play a ton of board games as I'm an only child and my parents were otherwise occupied. As an adult, I like Scrabble.
10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you get involved with him/her?
I'm married, and therefore not in the market. But hypothetically, most likely no.
11. Are you judgmental?
Yeah. But, not nearly as much as I once was.
12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
BTDT.
13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
I only want to be pursued. Funny though, that I initiated the relationaship with Jim.
14. Can you speak another language?
No. I can speak key phrases in Cantonese, Mandarin, French and Spanish. But I am in no way fluent.
15. If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind?
I'm going with deaf.
16. What's your favorite food?
Sushi dinner- avocado salad, white wine, salmon and avocado roll, beef negimaki. mmmmmmmmm.
17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
No. But I'd totally check it out at a shooting range. It's kinda sexy? I think? Not in a toothless, white supremiscist redneck way though.
18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
Kids. They're not things though, so pictures. Definitely pictures. Oh! and the memory box (a box of the history of Jim and I. Love letters, mix tapes, pictures, movie stubs, etc)
19. How often do you read books?
I used to read ALL the time. ALL THE TIME. Now Imostly read the internet and magazines. When Jim and I went to Miami, I read 4 books in 2 days. I can't wait to retire!
20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
The future and the past. I am shamefully bad about sticking to the Now.
21. What is your favorite children's book?
Little Elephant Has a Cold.
22. What color are your eyes?
Gray. Witha green tint or a blue tint and a spot of hazel.
23. How tall are you?
5'1 3/4"
24. Where is your dream house located?
I have three dream homes. A Brooklyn loft/brownstone (hey! I'm flexible!), a fancy ass Hong Kong apartment on the Peak, and a beautiful island retreat.
25. Last person you talked to on the phone?
God. I left a message with a real estate agent because I need to help my dad find a co-op in the area. My dad asked for my help, which, fuck, he doesn't ask for help. So I called an ex-boyfriend who I know is a real estate agent, and left a stupid rambling message and now I am trying to remember if I was mean to him the last time I saw him. I think I might of been. Shit, I need his help though, especially as he is the son of the owners of this major agency.
26. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Of course. The last time I did so was this summer at Blueberry Hill in St Louis.
27. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
I've been once. We were driving to St Louis, and in Indiana (Terre Haute!) we decided to hit a Denny's, but it was soooooo smoky and nasty and we're pampered NYers who are used to no smoking. So, we went to the Olive Garden where the sections were separated and god! The food sucked. We made fun of the whole entire experience the whole time. See: Judgemental. See also: Snotty New Yorkers.
28. What are your keys on your key chain for?
Car, home.
29. What's your favorite color?
Black.
30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
Sarah Lawrence College for preschool.
31. Where is your current pain at?
My psyche.
32. Do you like mustard?
Yes. It is a great fucking condiment.
33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
ZZZZZZ.
34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
Both. Maybe more mom?
35. How long does it take you in the shower?
5-15 minutes.
36. Can you do splits?
I'm 31. I used to be able to.
37. What movie do you want to see right now?
Little Children, Science of Sleep, more I'm sure.
38. Do you put lotion on your dog or cats?
What?!?!?! No. I'm sure my mom would though.
39. What did you do for New Year's?
We hung outn at home and despite not drinking much, I got sick and puked and went to bed early.
40. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh. fuck no.
41. What was the cause of your last accident?
Car accident? Someone crossed the yellow line and slammed into me head first and killed herself! I lived! I have driving PTSD!
42. Do you own a camera phone?
A razr, which didn't seem so cool in Hong Kong.
43. What are you drinking?
Wine.
44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
Hell no. She was a drame geek. I was a cheer leader for 5 minutes. I quit, so as to have more time to smoke the pot.
45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
N
46. Who did you vote for on American Idol?
I am above that. See: Judgemental.
47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
7ish.
48. Do you like care bears?
No. They're saccharine.
49. What do you buy at the movies?
Diet coke, popcorn, gummy something.
50. Do you know how to play poker?
I've been taught, but I can't retain the rules. It's fun though!
51. Do you wear your seatbelt?
See: PTSD regarding accident. Yes.
52. What do you wear to sleep?
Sweatpants and tshirt in this weather, shorts and t shirt in warmer weather.
53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
9/11 ring any bells?
54. How many meals do you eat a day?
3 big ones, plus snacks.
55. Is your tongue pierced?
Once upon a time, yes. Now, no.
56. Do you always read MySpace bulletins?
fuck myspace. I'llleave sholanda's answer because really, fuck myspace.
57. Do you have pets?
fucking Genji.
58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
I'm serious,so come on, make me laugh!
59. Ever been to LA?
Numerous times. It's third on my list of places in the US I would live. (NY, SF, LA, Chicago)
60. Did you eat a cookie today?
Nope.
61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
Nope.
62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
I don't download. I don't even know how!
63. Do you hate chocolate?
As a child I did. Now, Iloooooove chocolate.
64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
Not much now that I'm a grown up.
65. Is your cell usually on vibrate or ring?
Ring. Which is "Patience" by G'n'R
66. Are you a gullible person?
No.
67. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
Well, I'm married so it's moot. But yeah.Yeah, I did.
68. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?
Movie star? Who knows. Job questions make me touchy right now.
69. Are you easy to get along with?
God, no.
70. What is your favorite time of day?
Children in bed.
1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
uh, someone with good news
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Depends on whether I'm feeling charitable or not.
3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
I'm probably awkward and shy until I feel more comfortable (aka drunk) and then I assume that I'm loud and self involved and annoying.
4. Do you take compliments well?
No sireee.
5. Are you an active person?
No. I am so lazy. It amuses me to no end that for 5 years I made a living being a yoga teacher! That's insane! I'm not even coordinated, but, I am a good actress.
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
Wow. I think I might, not because I know much about wildreness survival, but because I am tough as balls. Which is a dumb saying, because balls are super sensitive and not tough at all. But you know what I mean.
7. Do you like to ride horses?
Horseback riding is awesome! I don't go often (I think maybe I last went in St Louis 7 or so years ago) but it is on my list of fun activities.
8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
Sleepaway Camp rules! Come on, I am semi Jewish. Of course I went to camp.
9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
My best friend and I played a lot of pretend games. We had decent imaginations. But do you mean board games? I liked Clue. And Monopoly. I didn't play a ton of board games as I'm an only child and my parents were otherwise occupied. As an adult, I like Scrabble.
10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you get involved with him/her?
I'm married, and therefore not in the market. But hypothetically, most likely no.
11. Are you judgmental?
Yeah. But, not nearly as much as I once was.
12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
BTDT.
13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
I only want to be pursued. Funny though, that I initiated the relationaship with Jim.
14. Can you speak another language?
No. I can speak key phrases in Cantonese, Mandarin, French and Spanish. But I am in no way fluent.
15. If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind?
I'm going with deaf.
16. What's your favorite food?
Sushi dinner- avocado salad, white wine, salmon and avocado roll, beef negimaki. mmmmmmmmm.
17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
No. But I'd totally check it out at a shooting range. It's kinda sexy? I think? Not in a toothless, white supremiscist redneck way though.
18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
Kids. They're not things though, so pictures. Definitely pictures. Oh! and the memory box (a box of the history of Jim and I. Love letters, mix tapes, pictures, movie stubs, etc)
19. How often do you read books?
I used to read ALL the time. ALL THE TIME. Now Imostly read the internet and magazines. When Jim and I went to Miami, I read 4 books in 2 days. I can't wait to retire!
20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
The future and the past. I am shamefully bad about sticking to the Now.
21. What is your favorite children's book?
Little Elephant Has a Cold.
22. What color are your eyes?
Gray. Witha green tint or a blue tint and a spot of hazel.
23. How tall are you?
5'1 3/4"
24. Where is your dream house located?
I have three dream homes. A Brooklyn loft/brownstone (hey! I'm flexible!), a fancy ass Hong Kong apartment on the Peak, and a beautiful island retreat.
25. Last person you talked to on the phone?
God. I left a message with a real estate agent because I need to help my dad find a co-op in the area. My dad asked for my help, which, fuck, he doesn't ask for help. So I called an ex-boyfriend who I know is a real estate agent, and left a stupid rambling message and now I am trying to remember if I was mean to him the last time I saw him. I think I might of been. Shit, I need his help though, especially as he is the son of the owners of this major agency.
26. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Of course. The last time I did so was this summer at Blueberry Hill in St Louis.
27. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
I've been once. We were driving to St Louis, and in Indiana (Terre Haute!) we decided to hit a Denny's, but it was soooooo smoky and nasty and we're pampered NYers who are used to no smoking. So, we went to the Olive Garden where the sections were separated and god! The food sucked. We made fun of the whole entire experience the whole time. See: Judgemental. See also: Snotty New Yorkers.
28. What are your keys on your key chain for?
Car, home.
29. What's your favorite color?
Black.
30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
Sarah Lawrence College for preschool.
31. Where is your current pain at?
My psyche.
32. Do you like mustard?
Yes. It is a great fucking condiment.
33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
ZZZZZZ.
34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
Both. Maybe more mom?
35. How long does it take you in the shower?
5-15 minutes.
36. Can you do splits?
I'm 31. I used to be able to.
37. What movie do you want to see right now?
Little Children, Science of Sleep, more I'm sure.
38. Do you put lotion on your dog or cats?
What?!?!?! No. I'm sure my mom would though.
39. What did you do for New Year's?
We hung outn at home and despite not drinking much, I got sick and puked and went to bed early.
40. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh. fuck no.
41. What was the cause of your last accident?
Car accident? Someone crossed the yellow line and slammed into me head first and killed herself! I lived! I have driving PTSD!
42. Do you own a camera phone?
A razr, which didn't seem so cool in Hong Kong.
43. What are you drinking?
Wine.
44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
Hell no. She was a drame geek. I was a cheer leader for 5 minutes. I quit, so as to have more time to smoke the pot.
45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
N
46. Who did you vote for on American Idol?
I am above that. See: Judgemental.
47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
7ish.
48. Do you like care bears?
No. They're saccharine.
49. What do you buy at the movies?
Diet coke, popcorn, gummy something.
50. Do you know how to play poker?
I've been taught, but I can't retain the rules. It's fun though!
51. Do you wear your seatbelt?
See: PTSD regarding accident. Yes.
52. What do you wear to sleep?
Sweatpants and tshirt in this weather, shorts and t shirt in warmer weather.
53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
9/11 ring any bells?
54. How many meals do you eat a day?
3 big ones, plus snacks.
55. Is your tongue pierced?
Once upon a time, yes. Now, no.
56. Do you always read MySpace bulletins?
fuck myspace. I'llleave sholanda's answer because really, fuck myspace.
57. Do you have pets?
fucking Genji.
58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
I'm serious,so come on, make me laugh!
59. Ever been to LA?
Numerous times. It's third on my list of places in the US I would live. (NY, SF, LA, Chicago)
60. Did you eat a cookie today?
Nope.
61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
Nope.
62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
I don't download. I don't even know how!
63. Do you hate chocolate?
As a child I did. Now, Iloooooove chocolate.
64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
Not much now that I'm a grown up.
65. Is your cell usually on vibrate or ring?
Ring. Which is "Patience" by G'n'R
66. Are you a gullible person?
No.
67. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
Well, I'm married so it's moot. But yeah.Yeah, I did.
68. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?
Movie star? Who knows. Job questions make me touchy right now.
69. Are you easy to get along with?
God, no.
70. What is your favorite time of day?
Children in bed.