I think, therefore I spam

May 03, 2007 20:44

So SPN is in 15 minutes, and I am so excited about this episode! *bounces up and down* In the mean time, just 'cause I can't really concentrate on much else, I shall spam you! *takes advantage of your good nature*



sansets is being stalked on Livejournal!

leda_speaks is stalking sansets

leda_speaks’s REAL name :
Bassett Carrey

leda_speaks’s REAL DOB :
05th March 1988

Height :173 cm
Weight : 92.8 kg

leda_speaks has dreamt about you :
27 times

leda_speaks became interested in you :
13th May 2004

leda_speaks’s latest dream about you

You are stranded with leda_speaks on a deserted island and your stalker is trying to coax you towards sex by hoarding all of the food and refusing to give you any until you give in to their wishes.

This is how leda_speaks describes your relationship behind your back

‘My god! sansets is hot as fuck. I want to get her into bed so I can nibble away at their earlobes all night long!’

leda_speaks’s been stealing stuff from your house too.

A thick ball of your own ungroomed pubic yarn.

They’ve even started modifying their body for you

leda_speaks recently spent a months salary, tattooing your head onto the inside of both of their thighs.

They sent the following message to you in a Valentines

Hug me. Kiss me. Fuck me.

The Police

No. calls to the police :
1 times

Your Last Call to The Police

"Police!?!? leda_speaks’s in my backyard again stealing clothes off of our washing line. This is the 10th time in a week for fucks sake."

leda_speaks’s Police File

leda_speaks makes Mark Champman look well-adjusted.

Testimonies about leda_speaks

sandoz_iscariot - A withered old hag

‘leda_speaks was always one of us. One of the gang. We never suspected anything. I’m really shocked..’

mickeymvt - Stone dead tripper

‘Surprise Surprise, leda_speaks’s a dirty fucker? Tell me something different.’

eledhwenlin - Breastfeeder of Cats

‘Thank Christ I never let leda_speaks into my house. God the thought of it all gives me the creeps!’

Secondly, fic rec! Maps of Other Places by raedbard. Long plotty West Wing Sam/Toby AU that filled my heart with GLEE! Professor Toby and Student Sam, set in the '50s, and it is just GORGEOUS. *flails with inability to articulate* I just ... it is lyrical, and heart-breaking, and ends with just enough hope to not be a complete tragedy. WONDERFUL.

And thirdly, a wonderful drawing of a Female Billy Talent also filled my heart with glee, especially in light of this HCL au snippet that sdwolfpup wrote for me two days ago!

And now, time for the show! YAY!

recs:westwing, meme, recs:hcl

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