so, as many of you may be aware, i'm a big fuckin bastard. as such, websites like something awful make me guffaw out loud in a very workplace inappropriate manner. i imagine most of you clevar WEBSAVVY people already know about it but just in case some of you don't, and at least some portion of that some of you are crude and bastardly like yours ( Read more... )

it makes me inutterably happy when, walking down the street, i'm flagged down by a masspirg donation solicitor, who smiles and makes eye contact with me and asks, "hello, do you have a minute for the environment?" to which i smile in return and respond with a warm, friendly, "no." and continue walking without breaking stride ( Read more... )