One foot in the whole one foot gettin' deeper, crank it to 11, blow another speaker
I hate the fact that I have no idea what it's like to be in a healthy relationship and therefore have no "Healthy" relationship to compare my own too... well, except for the following:
1. My Sister and Brother-In-Law (They seem great... but we still don't know how Becky's foot got broken either..)
2. Britt and Todd (She'll probably flip when she sees this)
3. Katie and Kevin (Kevin picked my stranded ass up from Maple street tonight... so right now he is a Cop God to me)
4. Kristi and AJ (...yeah...)
5. My own relationship with Ryan (... ok so we're good if he hasn't threatened my life... )
... Now this is where it gets bad..
1. Bridget Jones/Mark Darcy/Daniel Cleaver ala Bridget Jones the book and movie... (provoking 2 am text to Brandon "You are Daniel fucking Cleaver!!" .. "I love you Bridge" "Go away Daniel, you're drunk" his reply? "Like you've ever said go away.. ")
2. Jane and John Smith ala Mr. and Mrs. Smith (too bad we can't have fun sweaty fun sex... )
3. Piper and Leo ala Charmed (... how lame am I? LLLLAAAAMMMMEEEE)
So Yeah... I don't have the 'Healthiest' outlook on Relationships. But healthy is a very ambigious term.... Is it bad that he bugs me about my weight? Is it bad that I can never forgive him for anything? Is it mad that he let me walk down Maple at night by myself? It probably is but then again am I going leave? Most probably not.
Ok. New life direction.
1. Go back to school
2. Save money
3. Do not get kidnapped and raped by random Redneck-Klansmen at Lynyrd Skynyrd Concert
4. Get hair done
5. Exercise every day that does not include working a double
6. Clean my room/car/house
7. Finally unpack from Katrina so that I can pack again for the upcoming Hurricane Season
8. Do not spend more then 100 dollars at Victoria Secret Semi-Annual sale
9. Get own apartment
10. Don't nag/be bitch/yell at/hit or in any other way aggravate Brandon. Will work on apologizing for breathing next week.
11. Save up for Kenneth Branagh DVD set
weight: 138 (v.g.) alchohol units: 0 (very saint like indeed) number of hours spent looking at porn: 1 (no sex today) number of hours in exercise (sex doesn't count): 1 (v.g.)
12... slow random transformation into Bridget Jones... Must stop reading book.
1. My Sister and Brother-In-Law (They seem great... but we still don't know how Becky's foot got broken either..)
2. Britt and Todd (She'll probably flip when she sees this)
3. Katie and Kevin (Kevin picked my stranded ass up from Maple street tonight... so right now he is a Cop God to me)
4. Kristi and AJ (...yeah...)
5. My own relationship with Ryan (... ok so we're good if he hasn't threatened my life... )
... Now this is where it gets bad..
1. Bridget Jones/Mark Darcy/Daniel Cleaver ala Bridget Jones the book and movie... (provoking 2 am text to Brandon "You are Daniel fucking Cleaver!!" .. "I love you Bridge" "Go away Daniel, you're drunk" his reply? "Like you've ever said go away.. ")
2. Jane and John Smith ala Mr. and Mrs. Smith (too bad we can't have fun sweaty fun sex... )
3. Piper and Leo ala Charmed (... how lame am I? LLLLAAAAMMMMEEEE)
So Yeah... I don't have the 'Healthiest' outlook on Relationships. But healthy is a very ambigious term.... Is it bad that he bugs me about my weight? Is it bad that I can never forgive him for anything? Is it mad that he let me walk down Maple at night by myself? It probably is but then again am I going leave? Most probably not.
Ok. New life direction.
1. Go back to school
2. Save money
3. Do not get kidnapped and raped by random Redneck-Klansmen at Lynyrd Skynyrd Concert
4. Get hair done
5. Exercise every day that does not include working a double
6. Clean my room/car/house
7. Finally unpack from Katrina so that I can pack again for the upcoming Hurricane Season
8. Do not spend more then 100 dollars at Victoria Secret Semi-Annual sale
9. Get own apartment
10. Don't nag/be bitch/yell at/hit or in any other way aggravate Brandon. Will work on apologizing for breathing next week.
11. Save up for Kenneth Branagh DVD set
weight: 138 (v.g.) alchohol units: 0 (very saint like indeed) number of hours spent looking at porn: 1 (no sex today) number of hours in exercise (sex doesn't count): 1 (v.g.)
12... slow random transformation into Bridget Jones... Must stop reading book.